Cave-Hermits Union of Australia ~Newsletter Journals~
1997 January 1, Wednesday, 01:05
The Way Life In This Universe Goes, It's A Cruel Living, But A Wonderful Experience
1997 January 4, Saturday, 14:52
Talk Will Be Of The Weather, Of Nature Menacing Humanity, And Then Will Be Forgotten
Another Unwanted, And Unable To Feed And Care For, Mouth, A Baby With No Hope
Need A New Mother, An Earth Mother And Tell Off These Religious Bigots
Put Her To Work In Heaven, A New Job, One Of Those Sign This Or Get Out Contracts
So Many Strikes Hitting The News Too, The Little Ticklish One Is The Jockeys Are Out
Over In Capitalist China, Dramatic Change And Business, Busy Business
1997 January 7, Tuesday, 12:23
Beautiful Celtic Weather This Morning, With Thunder And Wind
Was This The Result Of Those Taliban Fundies Preying For Rain Over In Afghanistan?
1997 January 8, Wednesday, 16:30
Transformations And Changing And All These Internal Facings Ups
Language And How It Evolved And Conjectured All These Obvious Explanations
There Was Racism, How The Hell These Twits Traded In Paul On Pauline
With Paul We Were Becoming A Model On How To Make Diversity Work
Radio National Was Fabulous Today, And News Radio Too
1997 January 9, Thursday, 17:58
Poor Pauline, She's Heading For Another Divorce
1997 January 10, Friday, 10:16
The New Internet World, The Planet Now Has A Rudimentary Brain
1997 January 10, Friday, 14:26
On Oprah They Got The Xtians In Schools, The Sting Of Shunning
Nothing You Can Do With A Fundies Brain, Just Expose It, Yeecch
1997 January 12, Sunday, 20:55
The Mandelbrot Set Is On, The Unfolding Seed
That DNA Connection Of Having The Pattern Encompassed Within It
1997 January 13, Monday, 11:19
An Upturned Boat, Fame, He's Alive! He's Alive! It's A Miracle, Jesus
Save A Silly Old Pommy Bugger And A Froggy, Spose They Got Something To Celebrate
1997 January 19, Sunday, 06:37
Biosphere II Has Been A Complete Success, Human Nature Turning It Into A Hell
1997 January 19, Sunday, 15:46
That Travelogue About These Selected Volunteers To Travel The World
1997 January 20, Monday, 14:00
The Pedophile Ruckus, Seems Like A Witch Hunt
To Pursue These Weirdos Over Sex Things Has A Suspiciously Vindictive Side
Another Oscar Wilde, Persecuted For Being A Natural Anomaly
No Gay Bloke Could Pick Up A Hetro Could They? Seems Like A Mythical Phobia Element In All Of That
The Cretin Coalition Has Stopped Superannuation Access Till Men Turn Sixty
1997 January 21, Tuesday, 12:57
How Shimmerings Of Electronic Haze Work
Showing On Our ABC Telly The Way Of Life In Indonesia, Top Down
1997 January 22, Wednesday, 14:58
The Wick Land Rights And All These People Claiming They Were Going To Negotiate
The High Church Of The Coalition Will Be Trying To Steal It All Away Still
This New Greenie Thing Where The Religion Of Nature Was The Theme, New Dimensions
They Went Into Manners And Etiquette
All The Attitudes They Can Put Across In Having Meetings
1997 January 24, Friday, 12:42
The Mansfield Report On Our ABC
A One Newspaper Town And Without The 7:30 Report The Govt. Was Unquestioned
1997 January 26, Sunday, 21:11
So Patriotically Feelingless Tonight, Aussie Day And The Lights On The Harbour
The Harbour Concert Somehow Seemed So Hick, Like A Dead Hand On The Tiller
The Inclusive Nationalism That Paul Keating Had Generated Was Gone
That Regimentation Always Gets Up A Free Spirits Nose
Our ABC's Aussie All Over Was Slurped Up, And Sloshed All Over The Bigoted
The Summer Of The Seventeenth Doll Was Murdered As An Opera, Yecch
Out At Kurnell After That Fateful Day Of The Colonial Infection
The Reckless Kelly Movie Has A Republican Rebellious Tone
It's A Colonial Flavoured Penal Colony Day, Like The Warders Are Having A Party, What A Bugger
A Little Balloon With A Small Squeaky Leak
Spew, They Just Put On The White Boys Can't Sing Negro Spiritual Where The Girls Chanted Pray!
1997 January 27, Monday, 10:19
The Best Prime Minister Ever Paul John Keating Having Been Cast As Villain Again
Our Paul Baby Reckoned The Gongs Should Go To Those Unrecognised Deserving It
That Little Baldy Headed Bigoted Twit Wouldn't Make A Prime Shoelace
1997 January 27, Monday, 14:00
Our ABC Is Doing Antarctica, And How They Lost Their Soul When The Dogs Went
Play It Through In Your Mind, Does It Work Mandelbrot In Reverse?
Patterns Maybe In Your Curled Up Genes, Does It Get Remembered Down In There?
It Was James Lovelock, He's A Wonderful Bloke. The Gaia Man
Tell Them To Tread Lightly And They'll Stamp You Out
1997 February 1, Saturday, 22:10
Frank Hardy, He Wrote It Down For Them
Some Contact With The Grandparents, The Heritage, But They Didn't Write It Down
The Rubbery New Agers... There's One Show Called New Dimensions
Nostalgia, And Incredulity At How Some Of These Mass Movements Ever Took Hold
Every Time A Wicket Is About To Fall
Apparently Appeared Fully Formed On The Scene, Had No Past, Bit Like Me Too
Was A Woman On RN This Morning Who Wrote "Depression"
That Should Cure It OK, Don't You Worry About That
1997 February 4, Tuesday 17:04
Brett Whitely, Stories About Him Were Like Gossip
Imagery To Read Words Into, Put The Pictures Up
The Artwork On Pratchett Books
Don't Call Me Stupid, Saw That Movie The Other Night
Andrew Peeeeecock Has Got The Job In Washington, His Girlfriend Is Out Of This World
1997 February 4, Tuesday, 21:12
A Real Good Eye Popper On The Xtian Coalition
US Republicans Are The Wholly Owned Subsidiary, That Turd Gingrich, The Cheat for the Gullible
1997 February 4, Tuesday 21:29
Holier Than Thou Coalition Senator Bob Woods Has Resigned, Good Riddance
Tory So-Called Liberals Eulogising, They Skited About One Being The Model Property Developer
1997 February 5, Wednesday, 14:42
Back From My Real Church, Another 50k Wound Away, Beautiful Day Full Of Radio National
Schooling For The General Or The Specific, Between Research And Teaching
Giving Your Customers What They Want To Buy From Private Education
Teach Them Science And Let Them Work It Out For Themselves
This New Show Did Religion Of Scientology
Concentration Camp Style Re-Programming, The Brain Washing Gets More Intense
Let The US Citizens Go About Business Without Being Denounced And Blacklisted
That Heaven Visiting Rich Guy, L Ron Hubbard, He Saw The Lawns
Speak Very Seriously In The Peeeeecock Manner, A Lot of Mock Cheek Kissing
On The Arts This Woman Got Stuck Into Some Yank Who Reckoned He Was An Idiosyncratic Socialist
1997 February 6, Thursday, 12:14
OJ, Only Joking, Simpson, Is Liable To Be Disbelieved Even More Now
Good To See OJ Wriggling And Twisting For The Rest Of His Life, What A Torment
The Little Lying Baldy Headed Bigoted Twit Has Lied Himself Into The Glare
He's Got The Tormented Look Too, And The Horribly Nervous Extra Loud Laugh
The Bigoted Religious Right, The Most Unscrupulous Conspiratorial Turds On Earth
They've All Got The Knives Out
The Press, Pinkos At Our ABC, Greedy Businessmen, Who All See Him For The Idiot
When The Bitchy Get Going Bitchy, Yippee
Oooo Good Gossip For The Mags, In Depth Investigative Reporting
Let The Aussie Battlers Have A Peep Into The Tory Flavoured So-Called Liberals
This Convention For The Republic
You Gotta Get Up And Go And Vote, A Small Price, And It Avoids The Doubts
For That Matter The Paul Keating Proposal Would Have Been Simply Sweet
This Australia Now, The Tory Colonial Australia, It Makes Me Sick
Descended From The Genocidal Settlers And They're The Ones Who Know
Don't Hold Any Allegiance To Howard's Australia, Yuck
1997 February 6, Thursday, 21:02
The Billy Connoly World Tour Of Australia
Poor Billy, He Toyed With A Fish, Tsk Tsk Tsk
Melbourne Goal, So Tory English, I wont Go To The Jails
He Told A Story Of A Wank, Oh Gawd, You Gonna Buy That Magazine Or What?
Professor Paul Now Is The Nomicker For Our Prof Paul, I like That
1997 February 8, Saturday, 02:14
The Special Intelligence, It's The Selective Attribute For Humanity
1997 February 8, Saturday, 14:01
They Say The First Day Of The Chinese New Year Sets The Pace
1997 February 11, Tuesday, 11:49
Malcolm Frazer Came Out To Say How This Country Was Stupid To Have Gone Free Trade
Buy It From Slavery, But When You Bring It Back, Then Pay The Cost Of Living Tax
And This Work For The Dole Crap, What About Public Service Jobs
1997 February 13, Thursday, 14:15
A Litany Of Small Scandals, Being Peeled Off The Tory Libs Like Scabs
Can't Resist Tuning In To These Fundies When They Go Into Justification Mode
This Right Wing Government Has Reawakened The Debates, This Generations Voters Had Never Experienced
You Need To Lay The Tracks In Young Brains Before You Can Carry The Conceptual Loads Around
Could Only Come Up With A Purpose For The Universe Is To Amuse
Economists Have Dressed Themselves In The Clothes Of The Prophets, Like Astrologers And Priests
Gravitate To The Old Druids, They Dealt In Facts To Survive, And Used Emotions To Shame The Evil
A New Newspaper, A Monthly! Called "The Republican" By A Woman Who's On A Crusade For Journalism
On SBS A Fella Picks Random Victims Out Of The Crowds, And Drags Out A Life Story
Talking Of Cameras In Faces, The Glare Of Unwanted Publicity
Bedeviled By Election Promise Dodging Instead Of Just Getting The Tory Whip Out
Much Loud Bon Homie Down On Royal Melbourne, Amongst The Cut Grass And Weed Killer And Advertisers
I like To Play Spot The Black During The US Golf Tournaments
With Encryption Will Big Brother Or Big Business Be Able To Avoid The Big Black Market?
The Only Time You Put Into The Pot
1997 February 15, Saturday, 15:47
Spoke To Some People Today, Like Two Drinkers In The Cemetery
An Excellent Case For Higher Taxes To Heal The Woes
And Oh "The Chair", It Was Alan Saunders' Show Called Hmmm, Comfort Zone On Our ABC
1997 February 18, Tuesday, 18:23
Professor Came On Over The Air Today, He Was Speaking At The Nuns
1997 February 18, Tuesday, 21:14
River Dance Is On And The Celtic Heart Throbs Are Thumping
1997 February 20, Thursday, 16:10
The Horrible Amanda Has Unreservedly Apologised For Austudy Applicants
The Paramount Leader Snuffed It And The World Never Blinked, Poof
1997 February 22, Saturday, 19:35
Twilight Zone From The Kitchen Window, A Shape Appeared, White And Shining
1997 February 28, Friday, 22:09
The Shipwrecked Group Who Draw Straws For The Food
The Voluntary Euthanasia Answer To The World's Population Problem
So Eat The Fat Ones First... The Final Solution
They Cloned A Sheep, Why Not An Albatross, A Double Dose Of Genetic Failures
Evidence Of Young Brains Being Smarter Due To Stimulants Like Music
I did It, Went Out There Again, And Got Back, Again
The Weather-Forecaster Told His Story
The Bamboo Man, Now I know What A Tantani Is
Hear The Difference Between Hot And Cold Water For The Tea
Every Saturday RN Puts On All The Good Stuff
Maroon Shirts, Mandatory For All The Golfers
This Vision Of The Donut Funnels, A Gravity Template
The Woman On Love Today Said You Can't Get Them Out Of Your Mind
Music, So Much About Music Today
Cement Me and Whoever's New Nostalgia, With New Music Events
Babies And Brains And Music And Early Attention And Activity
Important Years The First Seven, Languages And Patterns Of Life
World's Clean Up Day And I Cleaned Up The House
Rugby League Again, That Running And Passing
Did Woods Stalk Roxanne? She's Doing A Blather On 60 Minutes Less Ads,
It Was A Life Of Junket. A Woman Scorned, Spilling The Beans
Bougainville Where War Was Fought For Freedom From Imperialist Exploitation
They've Pulled The Public Service Out From Under The Grand Prix, Yippee
Jeff Reckons He's Gonna Privatise The Trams, Just Nationalise It Back
A Free Public School For Socialist Causes, That'd Cheer Them Up
Remember What I Keep Saying, Don't Import
Haven't Had Time Or Brain-Space For Politics, But The Right Wing Flaps On
1997 March 13, Thursday, 17:36
Politics Is Dreadful, Work For The Dole, Privatising The Trams
Thanks Be To The Maori Guy Who Bashed Up The America's Cup
Good Political Comment Satire Stuff, Funny Too
1997 March 15, Saturday, 11:30
Eric Bodle And His Guns Are Lovely Song
Albania's Finding Out What Happens When You Take Everything Away
Heard This Program On The Mysticism Experiences
So I Speak Back To These Postulations, In The Kitchen
What To Do With A Mental Aged 11 Year Old Remorseless Martin Bryant
What Else, Half-Witted Horror Stories About The Right Wing Mania, it's a McCarthyism
That Minister's Love Baby And The Money
1997 March 20, Thursday, 12:06
The Latest Talk Of Time Magazine's Stories On Heaven
This Religious Right Lyons Cabal In Canberra
1997 March 20, Thursday, 17:48
The Lyon's Forum, The Religious Right Have Been The Ones Pulling Strings
On Oprah, An Insight Into Two Lives Being Lived
The Show Will Never Be Experienced By New Generations
There's A Movie Called Jesus On, What A Demented Load Of Crap
Down In Melbourne, Car-Less And Careless, A Life Of Busy Bliss
The Hemp Crops, Using It To Save The Planet
1997 April 2, Wednesday, 22:09
A Victim's Statement So People Can Point Out The Trouble They Had From Some Criminal
The Wise Way Was To Rule It Off, The Revenge And Retaliation Was Scary
So I Hit The Streets, Started On The Train
Walked The Steps Of The Sydney Tram Shed Site
A Final Little Synopsis Of Europe
Did Another Ride Today, Radio National, Just Love It
1997 April 9, Wednesday, 09:14
1997 April 10, Thursday, 20:27
Caffeine Just Got The Bucketing
Seeing The Plimer Creationist Trial
Move On Down To The Botanical Gardens, Beautiful Day
The Gardens Cafeteria, Toasted? Yes, The McMurders Sweetness
The Lone Scotsman, The Piper Was There
Went Up Onto The Gun Battery A Perfect Knoll
1997 April 12, Saturday, 20:37
They Thought I Was Part Of The Conspiracy Against Them, Spot On
To Have The Token Unionist In The Soapies
Tiger Was Causing A Lot Of Yippees But He's So Black For Augusta
1997 April 17, Thursday, 20:03
Carmen Lawrence Witchhunt Is Back On Page 1, Bribery Is Back On Page 9
A Great Flood, The Same Old Story
The Colonial English Days In Hong Kong Are Drawing To A Close
More Baby Talk On Life Matters This Morning
1997 April 23, Wednesday, 09:31
Been Down The Jetty Every Afternoon, With Our ABC, Has A Cathartic Effect
But I love Listening, Thank God They're On Our ABC
They've Retained Radio Australia On A Shoestring
A Session On Jargon And It's Cultish Grouping Tendencies
Strike Action, Good On Them, Playing Many Stairway To Heaven Versions
1997 April 24, Thursday, 17:09
Took 5hrs And Was 50k, Same Ride As Always, Creature Of Habit
A Crooked As Rookwood Ambulance Service
The Stairway To Heaven, And Pauline Cannibal Hanson Has A Snarly Book Out
And Life Matters Had That Quadrant Guy Robert Mann
On The Bridge, He Was A Small Bloke, A Truck Driver
With Competition The People In The Market Would Freeze Out The Newcomer
How A Big Media Company Ought Be To Be Stronger To Deal In The World Market
The Virtue Of Cooperative Societies
Medals And Heroes He Reckons Are Foolish, Pfffhhuutt, He Goes
Couldn't Give A Damn Frankly, Is Fun, That Repartee Conversation
Hale Bop Is Out There Influencing Everything, Another Dud For The X-File Dummies
A Lovely Little Austral-Asian Girl Said The Oath, Or Ode, We Shall Remember Them
Right Wing Militant Xtian Dumbos, And It's Spreading All Over Again
Listening In To Our ABC Radio Again, A Close Scrutiny Of Sex Life With The Crabs
Bullying Some Little Girl Journo Like He's The Ex-Viet-Vet Hero, Puke
A Union Blockade Of Perth On As Well, Excellent Reaction And Wise Words Said
The Secret 10 Point Plan Has Everyone Wondering
A Vote For Hansonites, Sick It Is, A Nasty Minded Set Of Bigots They Are
The United Kingdom, More Un-United You'd Think
1997 April 30, Wednesday, 10:03
Awaiting On Paul Keating's Sex Life To Be Made Public On The Radio
How These Whispering Campaigns Move Through The Tory So-Called Liberals
The Rumours Had Malicious Gossip, The Campaign To Discredit
Was Done On A Conspiratorial Level Like Sending Faxes To Spread It On
The Shining White Knight Paul Keating Championing The Good Cause
The So-Called Liberals Never Learn Or Forgive, They Are Scurrilous
1997 April 30, Wednesday, 17:14
Look Em In The Eye And Tell Em They're Wrong,
Racist Bigoted Souls Are Fodder For Pauline's Racist Party
How Come They Don't Swing Left, Because Of Television
This Whole Rotten Scenario Comes With Capitalism Privatising The World
Our Poor ABC Being Killed Off, They Have This Idea To Annihilate Everything
1997 April 30, Wednesday, 19:10
Ethnic Tensions, Joblessness Makes This Happen, Competition Reaping The Wild Wind
These Times Need A Name, A Nasty Nineties Type Thing
Gallivanting On His Dreamed Up Popularity Has Just Lost Me as A Fan
1997 April 30, Wednesday, 22:23
Jargon Of The Rise Of Corporate-Ism
How The Hansonites Have Gone So Far Around The Bend
Downer Did His Paul Keating Speech Today To Refute Pauline
New Labour Has Been Elected In England
Was Called Shyness, Now It's Social Phobia
In A Group And You Feel Like You Don't Fit In
That Depressive Picture Applies The World Over
This Pauline Hanson One Nation Party Has Split Offs From The Tory Coalition
This Australia Is A Wretched Leaderless Place Now
This Madness Of Fundamental Markets, Their God Is The Market
Re-Employ The Community In Basic Regulated Government Industries Again
The Casino Opens In Melbourne, Jeff's Doing, It Will Be A Disaster
The Land Grab, The Richest People Standing To Gain Property Rights
The Poor Yarra Having That Monstrous Thing Stuck On It
Trawling Buses To Catch Suckers
The Little-Baldy-Headed-Bigoted-Twit Has Spoken Out, They Say, So What
Mad For Trading In Paul Keating For Pauline Hansonites
Kerrie's Going To Have His Son The Prince Buy Fairfax For The Family
The Model New World Of Harmony Or A Racist War, It's Real History Being Writ
The Tory So-Called Liberal's Honeymoon Is Over Thank Damned God
That New Shape Of The Double Donuts Blowing Out From Cataclysms
Federal Budget Night Tonight, The Dog Barks
Buy Off Your Pension, You Take An Up Front Payout
Up Front Fees, Empty Beds Are Goldmines
This Idiot Dog Costello Is At The Press Club Being Stupid
The Little-Baldy-Headed-Bigoted-Twit Has Put His Foot In It Again
What A Joke Of An Excuse And What A Joke Of A Policy
Drugs Sex And Gambling Have To Be Regulated, Same for Banks And Cops
This Competition Thing Where There's One Wanking Winner
The Pendulum To Big Business Needs Snatching Back, The Unions Have To Match These Giants
Peter Thompson On Our ABC Needs A Big Thank You Too For Being A Goodie
Manly Was Real Good, The Music And People, All Sorts, The Mixture That Feels Better To Be With
Godfree Bigot Was Excellent, Gave Bob Ellis A Cheer, He Was So Adroit In Being Insulting, Was Funny
The Nationalistic Songs Fell Flat
The Demise Of The So-Called Liberals Looms Larger
Only The Blue Eyes To Live? Is That How They Got Them?
Bigots Screaming At Their Hated Rivals, Jealous And Scared
Don't Ever Put Necessities In The Hands Of Un-Elected Rich People
This Fundamentalist Belief That A Competitive Market Will Operate Is Hogwash Pig-Swill
Stuff The Economy, What About The Social Side Of Life, And The Environment
Bigoted Blockheads Are Ruining The Multicultural Australia Of Paul Keating
Every Time I get A Chance To Be A Protester Then I Shall
Realisations, The Horrible Truths, The Empty Pandora's Box, All Hope Is Gone
Distinguished Persons Joined The Troupe To The Law Courts
An Australian Constitution For The 21st Century? I Was Ushered To The 13th Floor Banco Court
The Lowest Bench Held The Panel
For Everyday People Who Also Deal In Justice, There Needs To Be Quotable Sets Of Rights
Recognition Of The Nation Within The Nation Of The Aboriginal Community
Freedom From Religion Was Brought Up And How Silly The Queen Was
The Naïveté Of Them All, Only Human, And Nothing Was Accomplished
Two Leaders? Would A PM Ever Allow Another Elected President To Preside?
To Be There And Feel The Winds Of Change
The Good Hearts Aren't Always The Most Glamorous, But It's In Their Eyes
Growing Up In The Colonial History Brainwashed White-Arm-Band Variety
The New Republic Presents A Wonderful Opportunity
It's A Terrible Shame To Have Such A Terrible Man For A Prime Minister
The Aussie Head Of State, Lois O'Donahue Would Have Done Me
The GG And His Wife Too, Sir William Dean, Made Some Nice Sounds, Heartfelt
Sir Ronald Wilson Who Wrote The Genocide Report Too, He Is Behaving Excellently
These Moments, Around The Opera House The Asian Photos, The No Racism Badge
A False Philosophy, Just Say You're Sorry, Hollow
This Week Of Reconciliation With The Aboriginal Community Has Been A Beauty
The Aboriginals Story And Well Spoken Interpretations
Shut Their Eyes And Pray, When They Opened Them The Whites Had Their Land
The Bottom Of The Ladder Type Thing, A Racist Slur That People Have Killed Over
The Little-Baldy-Headed-Bigoted-Twit Has Really Let The Bigots Show Themselves
There's 300 Police In Flack Jackets Up At Civic To Protect The Hansonites
Make The Protest, Associate With Like Minded Souls, Be Patriotic
He Makes Good Points And Uses The Poignant Pauses, I like Pat Dobson
At Sydney There Was A Ticket To Civic Required
These Trains Run Along Very Smooth, I was Up Front, The Scenery Is Like New
The Train Trip To Newcastle Along The Waterside Was Fantastic
This Interminable Woman Who Talked Of Trains
This Lovely Old Facade Of A Building Was Turned Into A Place Of Desecration By Lines Of Policemen
Dressed In The Counter Culture Gear
These Boys Turned Out To Be Aboriginals And Were Friendly Enough
He Passes Over The Flute To Me, A Challenge, How To Make It Work
The Boys Took Kindly To Me And There Was A Warm Handshaking And Friendly Words
Then The Parade Of Hansonites Suffered This Gauntlet Of Harangue
Sarcastic Things About Pastoral Leases And Bigoted Twits
Matilda, No One Wants To Sing It No More, When The Country Makes You Feel Ashamed For It
These Tory Colonialists Have Gone On With Their Dreadful Impositions On The Country
This Festering Wound In Australia's History Was Being Treated And Healed With Paul Keating
The Celtic Convicts, Split Against The Pommy Warders
The Pen, Having Writ And Flung Dung At These Shits, And Their Churlish God
He's A Throwback To When People Were Unionised Greenies, A Racial Tribal Trait
The Old Days Of Forests And Seasons And Respect For Nature
Say A Xtian Would Sit At The Table With Houie And Me, A Zipping Up Of The Lips
That Fundamentalist Acceptance Of The Market, Just Where Does Decency Get Even A Mention
The Patriotism We Had, There Was A Feeling With Keating, Diverse Cultures Welded Together
We're Back Into Splitting Up And Breaking Down, It's Abysmal
Out Of Work Outworkers, It's Not Safe For Your Peace Of Mind
Is That A Commercial Transaction? Buying An Education And Getting A Lemon
1997 June 11, Wednesday, 12:53
How These Parents And Children Handle All The Problems, When You Haven't Got Any Problems
The Little Girl Who Stood On The Front Page Of The Herald In Her Prefect's School Uniform, Childlike
The Dark Cloud Of Hansonism Spreading Over Australia
Broadcasting Into Asia The Stolen Children And Land Grab Stories
The Bigots Are Being Glared At Around The World And They Feel Mightily Uncomfortable
Pornography, As Told By Women, Or At Least People With Women's Bodies
Suspended In People's Mind, Hanging So Long Till Then, Or Swift Justice, Draw The Line, Rule It Off
Living On, Deriving Pleasure Or Just A Monty Python Stump Like The Black Knight?
The GWS Great White Shark Has A Boeing 737 To Practice Putt In The Air, A Birdie, Heaven's Above
Reports From The Outside World Make Australia A Bad Taste, And Within There's Shame
See, They Wont Apologise Cause They Haven't Finished Yet
The Era Of 16Jun1904, A Wake For Paddy Dignam, A Mixture Of The Sacred And The Profane
Asked The Lady In Charge What Was What
It Sounds Better Than It Reads They Reckon, Like Music Does Against How It Looks Written Down
Cosy There In Scruffy Murphy's
Ends Up Rich And Famous And Married And Children And Gets Depressed, The Black Dog Again
Aging, It Crushes Them, The Dreams Of Optimistic Youth Are Deflated, The Bubbles Burst
1997 June 18, Wednesday, 13:50
Bob Gregory Has Just Impressed Me again, But Whose Side Is He On
1997 June 18, Wednesday, 16:57
Memories Of The Aboriginal Community's Treatment In Those Days Not So Long Ago
1997 June 18, Wednesday, 21:34
The Shame For Your Country Expressed So Eloquently
Being PM For This Little-Baldy-Headed-Bigoted-Twit Is Seeing Someone Completely Out Of His Depth
Knocking Back An Invitation To Hang Around Like A Lackey In The Royal Box
The Longest Night Of The Year, Under A Full Moon, Wintry And There's Steam Curling Up
There Was To Be A Food Bonanza Down Darling Harbour
The Tables Were Overloaded With So Many Used Plates
Discovered Another Sympathiser For The Hanson Mindset
The Casino, Like Being At The End Of Another Universe
The Uncertainty Principle, Like Winning Is Something You Can Be Really Uncertain About
Spurious Of The Graphs And Factors And Works On Philosophy To Judge The Mass Mind
They Say The Market Is Full Of First-Timers Again, This Time More Women, The Career Girls
They Spoke Croatian And The Animated One Told Stories Of Her Travels
Always Enjoy These Train Trips
The Mock Outrage Act, Making A Speech, All That Emphatic Stuff
Have To Go See The Forum, It's "Is Australia More Intolerant Than Ever"
Live On Late Night Live, What A Night, Real Politics
We Australians Thought We Had It All, Tolerance Of One Another
A Case Of Mistaken Identity But I knew He Wasn't Who They Thought He Was
Pauline Hanson, She Was A Symbol, Not That The Fish Shop Ought To Be A National Shrine
There's Two Conversations In This Debate
Regulate All Things, Most By Yourself And Some Others By The Community
The Answer To Hate Speech Is More Speech
Seats In The Senate, It's Urgent To Avoid That Long Term Scenario
The White-Arm-Band Version Of US History, And Good Shots, Ha
Was A Commercial For Paul Keating, But Regretfully He's No Longer In The Marketplace
We're All Equal, And Then There Is Another Urban Myth About Losing Their Land Cause Of Mabo
Fear, Of Having Done To Them, What They'd Been Doing With Imperialist Colonialism
The Tolerance Of Multi-Culturalism, Tolerance Sounds Like You Put Up With Something
The White Australia Policy Was Quietly Dumped By Both Parties With No Debate And No Announcement
Popular Held Beliefs And Feelings, Emotions You Can't Throw Facts At, She Wants To Know What Changed
Once Upon A Time The Only Voters, Had Penises And Land Holdings
When You Have To Deal With Fundamentally Deranged Idiots What Can You Do
A Culture Of Questioning, And These Emotive Utterances Have To Be Subjected To Critical Scrutiny
The Next Stage Of Australian History, Being Adult And Grown Up
Don't Get Into Bed With A Government, You Become Part Of The Power Play
Dummying Down To The Highest Ratings... That's Where They Think The X-Files Is A Documentary.
Unemployment Is Not All, It's Lack Of Purpose, A Hopelessness
Hughesy on Hanson: She's Issuing This Rancid Ectoplasm Into The Australian Air
Those Women Who Turn Up Have The Light On The Hill Burning In Their Sweet Little Hearts
A Mission, A Zeal And An Outrage Bringing Them Together, You Get A Sense Of Righteousness
A Type That Ought To Be Taken To The Courts, That Has That Element Of Incitement
The Perception Of Asians Was Once That They Were Coolies And Cooks
The Grievances That Everyone Finds To Hang Their Dissatisfactions On
The Wheel Turns And Comes Full Circle... And The Fight Will Be For A Life Against The Global Owners
Who Is The Worker Nowadays? Like It Used To Be A Term For The Union Member In A Factory Style Job
Richer People Spread Their Wealth By Spending It On Getting Others To Do Their Dirty Work
Feeling Like I Was On The Menu In The Live Food Market, Hungry Eyes Of Envy
1997 June 25, Wednesday, 13:22
The Comedy Political Debate On The Environment
1997 June 25, Wednesday, 15:13
You Keep The Coal Mining Workers In Those Jobs And The World Warms Up And Canberra Gets A Beach
A Union Rally Down Town To Protest The Privatisation, And The Degradation Of The Awards
They All Look To Their Own Interests, The Tories All Perform Their Dirty Tricks To Serve Themselves
Trying To Make Their Genocidal History Look Good, Well It Is Rank, It Stinks
Prince Jamey To Take Pru's Girl On, The Star Of Packervision's Cartoon Time
They Had A Soirée At The Ambassador's, 'Twas Peeeeecock's Place, God What A Spew
We'll See Things The Same Way Together, Relatively
The Police Mindset Shoots Them For Insubordination
A Group Of African Anthropologists Go To Europe To Describe The White Natives
That Food, Yummy, Was So Good To Be There
The Fireworks Go Off In Hong Kong, The Rest Is Chaos Of Choice
Waiting For That Bloody Flag To Come Down
The Pipes Are Playing, Such A Pangy Twangy Wail They Make, A Soulful Clutch In Your Celtic Heart
He Who Laughs Last Is Appropriate, The Awesome China Dictates The Terms Now