Cave Hermits Union of Australia ~Newsletter Journals~
May
1998
1998
May 1, Friday, 22:49
Politics
In The Pub, Was To Do With The Plight Of Our ABC
Some
Chuckling And Heckling Style Remarks Broke Up Some Of The Sombre Moments
A
Bloke Who Was The Dead Spit Of Ian Plimer The Geologist, But Turned Out To Be A
Punter Going To The Trots
Indiana
Jones Look Alike Turns Up, With The Hat And All, After Doing The Picket Lines
At Jabiluka
Uranium
Side Effects, Those Things On The Other List Of It's Properties
The
Coming Set Of Weekly Meetings Looks Pretty Good, They Have Some High Profilers
Lined Up For Some Deep Thought
Those
Songs I always Sings With Houie, But With Another Set Of Words Entirely
From
The Tory Detractors The Swinging Sword Dangles Over All The Necks And A
Vasectomy
The
Crucial Issue, Maintaining The Independence Of Our ABC
It's
Their Nightmare, It Spooks Them, Boo!
Protected
From Imports Made In Lower Standards Of Living
The
More You See Of Free Trade You Realise It's One Of Those Reverse Meaning
Descriptors They Use, It's Really Slave Trade
Guarantee
A Fully Funded Independent Untouchable Institution, Like The Judiciary, Who Can
Speak Without Fear Or Favour
1998
May 2, Saturday, 07:14
What
Ghouls Those Fisher-People Are, Fancy Gloating Over The Death Of A Beautiful
Endangered Creature
Paul
Mcdermott Of Good News Week's Version Of What? We May Never Meet Again?
The
Call From England Chasing Up The Family Tree
Someone
Reading Robert d'Bruce, A Little Girl Addict Throwing Up, Two Young Blokes
Considered Their Options In Life
1998
May 4, Monday, 14:39
A
Complete Slap In The Face For Little Blundering Bully And His Cohort The Clown
Wreath, They Just Have To Go
News
That The Unions Withstood The Intimidation And Won The Battle In Law And
Justice Will Go Around The World
$250m
Of Public Money, Dangling As The Carrot To Tempt The Redundancy Takers, Isn't
That Money Owed By The Bosses?
Competition
Will Only Come When Everyone Has Their Own Union To Belong To
1998
May 5, Tuesday, 13:06
The
Tory Conservatives The "So-Called Liberal?" Party Of Queensland,
Their Voting Preferences Flow On To Wun Nazi Nation
The
Labor Branch Stacking Story, That Is A Terrible Thing
The
Euro $, Are All The Little Diverse Communities And Languages And Cultures Going
To Go?
Do
They Swing These Pendulums Too Far? Too Much Amalgamation Will Make People Feel
Stifled
Job
For A Surrogate God Could Be Governor Of The Euro Bank
The
IMF World Bank Living-On-Self-Interest Banker Comes Along All Smiles
With The Toady Treasurer Dog As His Pal
1998
May 6, Wednesday, 13:12
Science
Week, The Attitude To Fact, Or Fantasy
They
Really Can Mount A Good Union Rally In Melbourne, Fantastic To See The Crowds
Labor
Is Going To Pre-Empt The Race Debate With A Population Policy, Get In Early
With A Long Term Set Of Ideals
Science,
It's Too Hard To Learn All Those Theories And They're Supporting Evidence, It's
A Lot Easier To Dumb Down
How
Has Privatisation Helped? Where's The Proof?
1998
May 6, Wednesday, 19:05
Have
Everyone Fighting Amongst Themselves, Scatter Some Seed From The Mansion, And
Pig Out...
The
Quite Frankly's Appeared In The SMH Letters To The Editor
1998
May 7, Thursday, 13:52
A Good
Question, The Dubai Mercenaries Got 76 Emergency Passports No Questions
Asked? What?
How
Come They're So Eager To Float Off All The Tax-Paid-For Assets?
Try
And Open Up A 60's Style Factory In Secondary Industry, A Small Universe Of In-Sourced
Everything
A
Lot Of Things To Do
The
Big Philosophical Question Was Built-In-Redundancy, The Throw Away World Had
Yet To Get Into Stride...
They
Used To Say We Can Get These Cheaper From The Third World, But It Cost
Us So Much More
When
Sunbeam Was In Campsie It Was A Gold Mine... Gone... Poof! Bad Luck Kids...
1998
May 8, Friday, 13:16
As
Far As Everyone Is Else Is Concerned, I Know Nothing About This
The
Denuded Hills Of Italy Sliding Down In Slithering Dark Mudslides
Annihilated
In A Black Hole... A Sign That The Tory Government In Australia Has To Go
Quite
Frankly, I Hope Nobody Ever Watched Those Old Cowboy Movies Where I Got The Gun
Slinger Idea From
Aren't
You Feeling The Pain Kerry? Quite Frankly, Kerry, I Wish I Could Shut You All
Up
Once
I Put The GST Burden On All You Battlers While I Reduce The Income Tax On Us
Little Trust Businessmen, You'll Feel The Pain...
1998
May 12, Tuesday, 13:03
India
Makes A Loud Noise, Thumps The Table With Atomic Weapons, What Do They Expect
The Fear To Do?
That
Cocktail Party Flavour Of Grovellers, Typified By The Toady Tory Treasurer,
Making Excuses, Covering Their Arses
The
New World Order Has Imposed A Whole World Of Misery
Cut
Your Protection And Pull Down The Walls And They Come In And Rob You Blind...
Can
You Believe The Philippines? The Popularity Of The B Grade Movie Bungler?
The
Diversity Of News And Comment
Each
Small Ineffectual Country Forced To Sign Up For The Political Imposition Of MAI
Contracts, Sign IT! Or Sanctions...
1998
May 13, Wednesday, 12:57
All
This Crap And Drivel About Stealing Away Billions Of Dollars From The Needy To
Make A Profit, To Smirk About
They
Call It A Bonus To Dangle The Bag Of Plunder Looted From The Welfare State...
Instead
Of Taxing Luxuries More Than Necessities He Advocates Taxing Everything For
Everyone The Same
What
Happens If Japan Folds? Blah, Blah, Just Grin Cause It Looks Like I'm
Getting The Messiah Treatment, Haw Haw Haw Shucks...
The
Japan Question It's All Factored In, Heh, Heh, Smirk... That Now Takes
Over Quite Frankly From Don't You Worry About That
Extra
Money? Dividends From Reserve Bank Trading? Making Bets In The Big Game,
Playing In The Holy Markets
1998
May 14, Thursday, 20:43
The
Indian Pollies Say It Makes Them Feel Good, To Stand In False Security, And To
Feel The Fool's Paradise
The
Uprising In Indonesia, The Inevitable Deaths And Riots And Destruction, Makes
You Appreciate The System In Australia
Shadow
Boxing Again, There Is No Way The Tory's Real Back Room Agendas Can Ever Be
Aired Truthfully
Cruelty
And Meanness Of The Tory Budget To Attack The Kids Again, Derision And
Breakdowns In So Many Lives
No
Details And Vague Smoke-Screens, Answer Is, Don't Vote For The Little
Leaderless Loopy Tory Twits, Ever
1998
May 15, Friday, 17:54
The
Pond Wont Be Still... How The Hell Do You Straighten Things Out Now?
Chasing
Down The Soeharto Cronyism Path To Enlightening The Bellies Of Millions
The
Sticky Fly Paper Of Capitalist Cronyism Is Having All The Hangers-On Shook Off
The
Aussie Tax Package For The Future, To Nurture The Children In... Raise
Tariffs
That
Drip All-Stone Thinks He Can Ministerially Monster Our ABC With His Dumb-Down
Bias Inquisitions, Rack Off
Be
Proud Public Broadcasters With Depth Instead Of Blah Blah Redneck Radio
Ratings Chasers? Give Us A Break...
Viagra
Makes You Go Blind
1998
May 16, Saturday, 16:31
The
Law And Order Politics, Penalties Are Ineffectual When You Live With No
Tomorrows
The
Horror Harvest Placed Squarely On Child Rearing, And Their Stark Staring Mad
Drug War, Which Is The Root Of All Evil
The
Feeling That Kids Were To Be Loved And Guided... Jail Them And Then What Are
They When They Come Out? Chastened?
Such
A Relief To Hear Groundswell Commonsense Opinion Getting An Airing, Only On Our
ABC Public Broadcasting
So
Much Criticism Of The Whole Tory Mess Now... But If Aussies Are
One-Eyed-Mad-Racists Then That's It Anyway
One
Girl Stapled An Extra Clause To The AWA At The Privatised Commonwealth
Employment Service And Was Rejected
Australia's
Richest Anyone Who Pays Tax Is An Idiot Man Paying Nearly 50% Of His
Income?
A
Popular Consensus Would Form, One Day You'd Have A Model Of What A Lot Of
People All Think..
An
Artificial Intelligence, It Wont Converse With You, But You Can Read Off The
Opinion
Connect
Up The Principles On Top With How To Get To Have All The Details Forming At The
Bottom
Things
Would Be Better Than Having Polluting Cotton Dumped On Us From Slavery Overseas
A Conservative
Contagion, And Socialism Has A Bad Name! Like Keating Inappropriately Wore
Arrogant...
Atheists
Have The Most Honest And Respectful And Peaceful Law-Abiding Record In The
History Of The Universe
1998
May 17, Sunday, 21:27
Intellectuals
Saying What They Think Out Loud Where Everyone Can Hear, It's Only When Retired
The Noddies Become Free
Thou
Shalt Always Obey Gravity, And We With Our Atoms Are Tiny Impurities In A
Vast Universal Sea Of Neutrinos
Paul
Davies Is Concerned We Might Be Returned To A New Dark Age Of Ignorance And
Superstition... Cripes
Not
Having Ever Watched Any Aussie Neighbours, Or Any Bossy Pommy Blue Light
Cop Shows, Or Any Idiot USA Sitcoms
1998
May 19, Tuesday, 14:18
Human
Evolution And The Long Story, And It Was About Tails
The
Definition Of Poor. It Seems That The Poverty Line, As They Call It, Is Set Way
Too Low
The
GDP Has Got A Competitor The GPI, General Progress Indicator,
Takes Into Account The Costs
The
Little Shrimp Squirming On The Barbie As "Ill-Informed Financial Dealers"
Drop The Aussie Dollar In The Drink
The
First Use Of The Bomb Now Will Start A Chain Reaction... Religious Executed For
Insulting Other Religious, Charming
Running
Things On The Cheap... And The Very Next Day There's A Derailment On The South
Coast
Having
One-Man-Bands Running Things Isn't The Best Way To Go, So It's Just Musical
Chairs In The Mad House
1998
May 20, Wednesday, 13:27
Gareth
Would Make A Good PM Y'know, Labor Has A Front Bench Full Of Talents For That
Matter...
A Vision
For The Campaign
Every
Tory Issue Will Be Destroyed
The
Queensland Campaign Kicked Off, Labor Has Got Every Chance, It's A Crooked
Culture The Q-Nats Have Entrenched
1998
May 21, Thursday, 16:46
A
Government Being Shadowed By The Opposition... Indonesia Should Try
It...
Ex-Chief
Justice Brennan Will Be Writing A Book On Just What It Is, The Essence Of The
Sense Of Duty You Need
The
Trick Is Draw Up Electorates Containing Evenly Balanced Numbers Politically...
For Democracy To Work
Land
Developers And Drains, And The Soil Turns To Acid, Poor Dugongs, The Orangutans
Of The Sea...
1998
May 23, Saturday, 00:07
Was
This The Way To City? Yes! Ha, Hope So... He Says And Was
Friendly Enough...
She
Sparked Up And Sidled Over Close, I'm A Welsh Girl, She Smiled And Lit
Up Like A Warm Glow
Were
Your Parents English? Yes Mate! He Says, Oh Dear, Well
That's Probably Your Problem Then...
Where'd
I Been? Down The Glebe Pub, It Was Politics, I Like That Sort
Of Thing, It's Fun, A Political Animal...
Actuoooly
It's Subversive I say, A Plot! It's All A Big Conspiracy
Gave
Her A Special Bye Bye, Wonder What She Was Talking About All That Time
Funny
How Tonight They Were All Talkative, Saw Me Let My Hair Down
Waved
At The Education Activist From The Union
Found
So Many Smiles And Nods Tonight, Just Having Fun, Real On The Wink Stuff, That
Pleasant Mockery And Gentle Insult...
1998
May 23, Saturday, 14:56
The
Dire Straits Of Higher Education Suffering Under The Profits From User Pays
Tory Regime
The
Joy Of Like Minded Souls Makes For Such A Haven In The Umbrage
It's
Wrong To Let The Profit Motive Enter The Halls Of Education, Part Of The
Motherhood Necessities
The
Burgermeister Tim Saying As How The Free Trade Talks Were Failing, They Were A
Pack Of Cheats, Said Tim
1998
May 26, Tuesday, 15:34
The
Little Apology For A PM Not Sorry, And Being True To His Word For Once,
He's Not Sorry, Besides He's Not Finished Yet...
What
Has Been Achieved So Far By PH? Bugger All, Just A Media Romp, Horrifying Poll
Figures For The Wun Nazi Nation
Expel
People... And That's Their Modus Operandi, All Through History, Publicly Decry
And Blame
How
Can These Wun Nazi Nationists Negotiate Anything? Medicare? Finance?
Management? Wonky Wuns At The Helm?
Gun
Lobby Insecurity Will Be Far Less Threatened From Labor Than These Right Wing
Militants
1998
May 28, Wednesday, 18:50
Some
Areas Of Life Did Not Fit In With Having Market Forces Elevated To Some
Universally Applicable Orthodoxy!
1998
May 29, Friday, 12:58
A
Sort Of Mantra, The Outsourcing Of All Government Roles In Our Lives, Cept For
Executions! Oh Hahaha...
That
Mad Speeding Foot Flat On The Accelerator Who Cares What's Ahead Sort Of
Attitude
If
Those Other Fundamentalist Freakos Have It Why Can't We, After All We Are The
Chosen Ones, God's On Our Side
The
Welfare State, That's The Way To Be, Looked After From Cradle To Grave, Safe
And Secure In The Arms Of The Nation
More
Burning, Government Sanctioned In The Name Of Growth Economies, Seems We Are
Facing A Dilemma
1998
May 29, Friday, 23:31
Much
The Better For Being In Politically Parallel Company
The
Big Boys, Big Maps, Big Business Aren't Talking Of Freedoms, They're Talking
Monopoly And Winner Takes All
This
Disintegration Of Indonesia Is Their First Real Opportunity To Be Set Free From
The Yoke Of Perpetual Imperialism
The
Vacuum Of The Dutch Seized By Indonesia
A
Mass Miss-Perception Of National Pride, Doing War Dances With These Sort Of
Weapons, Cripes
Fin