Cave Hermits Union of Australia  ~Newsletter Journals~

1997 July to December

1997 July 1, Tuesday, 01:41

Hong Kong, Part Of The Audience, This Is A Beauty, All Please Stand, And Blow Those Trumpets

A Long Good Bye, One Daughter Cried, The Prince Was Alone Cause Of An Unacceptable Woman, The Boat Pulled Out

1997 July 1, Tuesday, 18:27

That Flat Hat Like A Flat Tack, Wouldn't Have Surprised Me to See The Big Hammer Come Down

Hong Kong, The Biggest Business Event For The Future, He's Off Watching Baseball In The US Somewhere

Overawed With The Honkers Big Time Bash, So Plastic And False And Flimsy, But There You Go, It's History

1997 July 2, Wednesday, 19:57

Dunno With Gough, He Talks In Cryptics So Much, But On The Issues Tonite He Was Excellent

1997 July 2, Wednesday, 20:33

Plans Put Forward To Have The Faults Picked Out Of Them

The Reason They Take Drugs Is Cause They're Unhappy Without It

1997 July 3, Thursday, 16:15

A Strategic Mix Of All The Major Technologies Where Our Own People Can Get Into The Practice Of Real Work On Them

They Call It Luddite And Head-Burying, But I call It Relaxed And Comfortable

1997 July 3, Thursday, 18:55

Taking A Trip Soon In The Sojourner, The Shoe Box Driving About On Mars

The Little-Baldy-Headed-Bigoted-Twit Speaking To Shirley Of Peeeeecock's, And She Sat There Inured With Oblivion To Him

There To Arrive, On The Same Day As Mr Bean, Is The Little-Baldy-Headed-Bigoted-Twit

Kim There In The Opposition, What Can You Do? Well Making A Bit More Fuss About Things

Falling Apart, Like Marriages And All Relationships, This Tory Individualism Pervades All Through Society Now

That Idea Of Gough's For One Man One Vote Or Woman And Redistribution Of Electorates Properly

Fancy Being Powerful Cause Of A Cheating On The Voting Systems

1997 July 4, Friday, 20:07

Good News Week On Our ABC, Is Fabulous

A Stir In The Holy Market, Another Leg Kicked Out From The Table We All Eat At

Coming Down From The Ivory Towers Is This New Glib Game With Gold, Gambling Gits, Selling Something Real For A Piece Of Paper

1997 July 5, Saturday, 12:37

Breakfasting With Houie, Reading The Paper On The Jetty, Lounging About In The Wintry Sun

Survey Results On The Mood Of The Nation, Wasn't Good

Competing With Slave Labour From The Rest Of The World Is Anathema

The Wallabies Are Being Crucified

1997 July 5, Saturday, 14:40

Riding The Mars Landing Down On The Internet, CNN Comments From All Over

1997 July 6, Sunday, 13:37

The Investigative Journalist Being Harassed And Picked On By Unseen Forces Hidden In The Corruptions

Stories Of The Conspiracy Theorists Jumping On The Hansonite Band Wagon

1997 July 7, Monday, 09:56

The Rejection And Isolation From The Economy Descends Like A Black Cloud On The Non-Participants

The Accolades Piled Upon People Who Get Rid Of Jobs Ought To Be Reversed

Life Matters Had The Dreamy Times Of Youthfulness, They Wouldn't All Have To Chase

The Future Of The Black Factory

A Matter Of Pride For A Large Corporation To Employ A Large Workforce And Pay A Heap Of Tax

60 Minutes-Less-Commercials On Unemployment, And The Compere, That Magical Bloke, Made Some Of The Audience Disappear

The Corrs, So Celtic With The Flute, That Flute Sound

1997 July 7, Monday, 13:26

The Union Has A Picket Line Across The Railway, An Empty Freight Train Drives Up And Stops

All You Got To Is Stick Together And Demand A Standard Of Living

Take It Out Of The Hands Of The Rich, And Put It In The Hands Of The Public

All They Want Is More And More, More Work, More Fractured Dedication, More Play Acting A McMurders Smile

A Little Rant From Bob Ellis Too, The One Where He Keeps Asking Where Are The Good Damned Jobs Then

The Computer Model Spits It Out, Doesn't Even Have The Environment In It, Let Alone Happiness

A Big National Family, In A Proper Family You Don't Let Some Of Them Suffer, Everybody Gets A Meal

Turn Their Bigoted Snarls Towards That Insufferable Tory Coalition And Get Rid Of Them

When Things Were Good Unions Were Strong, Look At It Now, Sign This Or Get Out, What A Hopeless Joke

By Striking You Can Affect The Economy And That's The Only Way To Get What You Want

The Strike, It's The Only Way You Can Say No, Taken To The Cleaners Cause They Can't Say No

1997 July 8, Tuesday, 19:14

They Make It Dangerous, Like Letting Bungers Off And Then Getting Trampled In The Stampede

1997 July 9, Wednesday, 13:03

How Do You Govern The Nastier Greedier Australia Of Today, There We Were Under Keating Going Forward, A Model

The Little-Baldy-Headed-Bigoted-Twit Was To Say He Was Sick Of The Disparaging Labels Flung At Him

1997 July 10, Thursday, 15:57

A Single Adventurous Little Creature Swimming Against The Current And Checking Out The Floaties

The Self Flagellating Little-Baldy-Headed-Bigoted-Twit, Now The Gold Miners Are Ready To Pulverise Him

Loony Views Of Free Speech, And Then the Tories Revealed What We All Didn't Already Know, They Want The Poor To Take A Pay Cut

Real Information Broadcast To Asia, Through All Those Dictatorships, The Only True Source

The Kids Who Took For Granted The Peace And Tranquillity With Paul Keating's Labor

Mike Drive-Time Has Gone Off His Rocker Again About Credence Clearwater, God He's An Imbecile At Times

I listened To Philip The-Man-In-Black Do Gough The Other Night

Now We All Know About Lindsay Tanner, Reminds me Of Wayne Goss, So There'll Be Leaderships Coming Along

The Lab, On Our ABC, Online With my Heroes, The Prof... Karl, He's A Wonder

The Bad Mistake You Can Make By Marrying Across Religious Political Gulfs, Each Having A Different Set Of Values

1997 July 13, Sunday, 15:12

Aussie Rules Is A Big Game Though, Has Got That Nice Celtic Disjointed Flavour, Things Go Everywhere

Communitarianism, Now There's A Word, How Can Anyone Expect To Get Popular Support With Violent Acts

The Greenies Are The Only Grown-Ups Taking Things Seriously, The Rest Are Adolescent Twits, In Power, Drat

1997 July 14, Monday, 15:00

A Cavalcade Of News Wafting About, All Bad, All Contributing To The Black Mood In The Country

Handing Powers To The States To Deal With Land Claims Was Not On, The 10 Point Plan Needed To Be Knocked On The Head

Seems Suspicious That Competition Between Demolition Methods Might Have Meant Sabotage, Something Smells

Banning Things Never Does Much Good, Maybe In Weapons Production, But Tell That To The English, The Land-Mine Mongrels

Looks Like A Civil War In The Streets Scenario With The Cops Somewhere In The Middle

First It Was Eggs, And Fruit And Vegetables And Urine And Then A Punch And Then A Rock And Then... Where Are The Decent Jobs?

1997 July 14, Monday, 18:17

The Little-Baldy-Headed-Bigoted-Twit And How He's Dropped In Esteem

A Full Employment And Widely Skillful Country, Or A Slave To The Big Corporation Country

A Room Full Of Aussies And They Are All Different, And Say Hullo, And Get A Happy Confident Smile From Everyone

No More Lamb Chops Mashed Potato And Peas Thank Christ, The End Of The British Empire, Ain't It Wonderful

1997 July 15, Tuesday, 12:48

Another Little Man, Sir Garfield Barwick, Ex-Chief Justice, Gone To God, His God

Gough Slung Him The Truculent Runt Comment, Good On Ya Gough

Stack The High Court Again, The Three Places To Be Filled By Appointments Of This Radical Bunch Of Rednecks

Going Through All The News And Putting It All Into Perspective, Laughing Is The Best Medicine, So Disrespectful

Skited About Being A White Anglo Heterosexual Who Liked Rugby League, 4WD, And Didn't Care About The Environment!

1997 July 15, Tuesday, 23:19

I don't Feel Like Going Over This High Court Boffin's Career, Chief Justice And All, What A Sad Pity

Chief Justice Mason, Good To Hear Him Advocate The Bill Of Rights, Being The-Man-In-The-Street's-Constitution

Where Chief Justice Anthony Mason Was The Third Man In The Sacking Of The Gough

Purely Political Opinion, So It's Out The Window With Justice And Another Literal-Black-Letter-Opinion To Damn Gough

1997 July 17, Thursday, 08:37

Hawkie's Gone Across The Chasm, He's Another One Of These Climbers Who Hangs Around Leeching On The Big C Conservatives

Collective Bargaining Is The Holy Grail For The Downtrodden Poor, Unionism, Protecting Themselves From These Rip-Off Corporations

Mandate, That's Bullshit, The Tories Went Out Of Their Way To Have No Policies, And Went About With Airy Fairy Winks And Nods

The Mining Giant CEO Is Sent To The Reserve Bank Board, What A Smelly Government It Is, Capital S Smelly, Capital C Conservative

The Dead Gorilla

1997 July 18, Friday, 10:10

The Bleeding Heart Pinko Malcolm Frazer, Saying As How The Market Was Madness

Art, Whether A Person In Evening Dress Is Any Different The Person When They Are In Jeans

That Cretin On Drive-Time He Put On His Smarmy Smart-Arse Voice To Denigrate And Deride And Toss Crap At The Public Schools

The Teachers Federation, Thank God For Them, Championing The Fight Against Vilification

Please Piss Off To The Commercials And Disappear Mike, Ellen Fanning Made Good Sense The Other Day, She'd Be Perfect

Never Could Understand Why Elvis Shot His TV Till You Listen To Mike Smirk

1997 July 20, Sunday, 11:56

Sheer Hopeless Inanity Of This Tory Cabal, This Time They Managed To Insult Fifteen Neighbouring Countries In One Go

The Bad Character Label Flies Back, Stuck To The Tories, With All Their Insulting Foreign Dalliances

Dismiss A Man Who Might Not Have The Confidence, For A Man Who Definitely Didn't Have The Confidence

On Sundays, Our ABC, Puts On A Xtian Pommy Twirp Who Ponces About In The Deforested Desert Of The Biblical Lands

Every Time You Want To Find An Ancient Farming Civilisation You Have To Dig The Damned Thing Up

Imagine There's No Heaven

Salt Water Wells In My Eyes

The Warm Water Bubble, The El Nino, Jesus Child, How Appropriate, Will Cause Disastrous Droughts

So Me, The Prophet Of Doom, Is Expecting The Climate Change Crash, The Dry Depression Is Due, Dear Oh Dear

The Little-Baldy-Headed-Bigoted-Twit's Glasses Are The Icon For Short-Sightedness, Short-Statesmanliness, Short-Changed

1997 July 21, Monday, 13:41

These Stories Of The Planetary Problems, There's Gaia's Response To The Latest Climactic Changes

Looks Like The Big Weather Changes Are Here With Us

The Disappearance Of The Mega Fauna, Which Disappeared With The Spread Of Humanity

Filling These Wanna-Be-Angel's Heads With Ideas About Some Benefactor God Creating The World Just For Them

The Top Of The Slippery Slide, Oh Boy Are We In Trouble Now

1997 July 22, Tuesday, 19:10

Out Into The Wintry Sun On The Bike, Beautiful, Playing About In Gravity

A Piece About Lesbos As If It Was A Trial Of This Woman Who Wanted Equal Rights

Family Sizes Are Dropping, That's The Four Seater Car, Three Bedroom House

Even The Our ABC, Being So Nice And Sweet Has Sour Moments

The Olympics, Professionally, Is A Nowheresville Event As Far As I could Care... Sport Is Best Done For Smiles

Sitting In The Mall, The Whole Scene Revolving, Life Going On

The Tour De France Is Excellent Again, But Then My Effort Today Was A 5hr 15min Tour de Riverbanks

The Protectionists Win Me Over, And Then The Free Trade Zones Are Painted Out To Be The Answer

As Long As It Employs People Living Here In Interesting, Safe, And Environmentally Ethical, Pursuits

Money In The Hands Of Those Who Need It, And They'll Spend It, And Make The Economy Perform

From The Noises In Canberra There Seems To Be Interventionist Ideas Being Flown

1997 July 23, Wednesday, 15:49

A Huge Life Support System, Suddenly Goes Sour, The Web Of Life Torn Apart, Shredded, It's On Again

A Me+Chaos Amazing Concoction, Funny How Cooking For Necessity Becomes A Part Of Life

You'd Better Make Contact Before I go Extinct, Or Extant Down To Melbourne, 'Twould Be A Paradise In my Eyes

Melbourne Buzzes, With All The Trams, The Trees, Has A Life, A Feeling, A Strolling Population, And They All Look Good

Banished Private Transport To The Jammed Middle Lanes, It's Mayhem Now, New Road Rage

1997 July 23, Wednesday, 22:05

Tough Callous People Have That Barge Through And Trample History, This Big Country In Those Narrow Minds Is A Worry

A Grazing Lease-Holder Bulldozed The Road These White Activists Used With The Local Aboriginal Community

There Is A Little Optimism About In The World, A Little Hope And Some Cheer For The Celtic Side Of Life

The Devolution Of Wales, With A Parliament, Although They Still Get Taxed By The English

1997 July 25, Friday, 15:20

Views Of Princess Di Stroking Poor Elton's Ego, And All Dressed In Fashion Black Too

The Eve Of A Bledisloe Cup Rugby Union Test Match, Played In Melbourne, If Beat Ups Are In Vogue Lately, It's Just The Fashion

The Codes Of Football Evolving In Sydney And Melbourne

1997 July 26, Saturday, 20:06

The Mighty Maori Haka On The MCG, Down In Melbourne, It's On, There's Tier After Tier Of Kiwi's And Wallabies

The All Blacks Proved To Be The Mightier Once Again

1997 July 27, Sunday, 19:41

The Words Were Said Tonight, Leadership Challenge, Ha... First Thing Houie And I said When He Took Ill

Sit In The Big Chair For A Day

1997 July 29, Tuesday, 17:19

Atheists Figure Less Than 1%

Trams To Take You Everywhere With Right Of Way And Not Having To Park And ...

1997 July 30, Wednesday, 17:21

Sat There Never Moved, Dead, As A Dodo, No Others, And Just A Few Tiny Baby Fish

When Is Labor Going To Stand For Things, You Have To Win The Arguments In Peoples Minds

They Reckon Pregnant Women Forget, Get Confused

1997 August 1, Friday, 20:00

The Community Cake, And The Capitalist Icing

Being Emotional About Politics Ain't Too Good

All's You Need Is To Have Intellectual Gobbledygook Models, Presumptions In, Presumptions Out

All You Emotional Bleeding Hearts Can Live On That Coloured Cross Hatched Area

You Just Get To Make A Bed, Flip A Hamburger? Do They? I've never Been To McMurders To Eat

They Blow Their Brains Out, But Me, Don't Get Emotional

The Poor Kids Today, Feral Or Not, They Look At What's To Offer For Their Personal Futures

Emotional Desert Heads, Who I Kinda Think Of As Irritating Pin Pricks

The Thredbo Inevitable Landslide Tragedy How So Much Time And Words And Pictures Were Devoted To The Simple Facts

The Stolen Children Report, Good-News-Week Had Them As The Excursion Children

If The Labor Party Was This Big Contented Mother Kangaroo

Some Judicial Verdicts Passed Of Late

An Epic Chapter In The Messiah History, A Contest For The Votes Of Blair Is It?

The Individual Contractors Union, Sign It Or No More Work, That Sounds Better

1997 August 2, Saturday, 20:22

The Mound On Canberra's Hill, My Plea: Please Mulch The Grass

This Game Has Foxy Knoxy, Makes A Difference, Wow, The Sleight Of Hand

His Wife Wasn't About To Come Out With Him, Was So Sad

1997 August 3, Sunday, 14:54

Conspiracy Theories And Witch Hunt Stories

The Responsibility Of The Elected Official, Hire Experts, The Expensive Consultants

The Business Fails, They Walk Away, Not Their Problem, It's Called Being Taken To The Cleaners

Insisting On Standards Of Human Rights, Like Free Trade, With Free Trade Unions

Freedom From Religion Rights

They Keep Saying With The Royal "We", We Sell Our Minerals On The Global Market

1997 August 4, Monday, 13:43

The Thredbo Landslide Hero, A Survivor Who Makes Everyone Realise How Lucky They Are

The Sydney Morning Herald Seems To Have Improved Greatly Since Conrad Black Took Off

Media Diversity Should Be Guaranteed, And Regulated, Like You Could Ban Religion And Make Suits Non-Compulsory

Jamie Wants The Sydney Morning Herald For Xmas, He Might Give It To Kate

The Two Wonderful Old Adversaries Diamond Jim McCleland, And Bob Santamaria

A Briefing Paper Couched In The Manner Of Dog's Brief On The Local Pacific Identities

But Bob Won The Day I reckon, Worried About The Excesses Of The Capitalist Deregulated Holy Marketeers

1997 August 4, Monday, 20:48

A Sad Story About Cabramatta

Casinos Are Anathema, Watch The Flow Of Money, Where Does It Come From, Where Does It Go

1997 August 6, Wednesday, 08:44

These El Nino Conditions Are Two Faced

Those Familiar Tones This Morning Of Prof Paul J Keating Waxing Lyrical On Our ABC

Fertile Grounds For The Dum-Wun-Nation Party, And Now Fred Nile, A Christian Democrats Party, God Help Us

For The Vote To Go Against Keating Last Time, A Travesty, Gave Australia A Black Eye

Wandering Through The Political Casino Keeping An Eye On The Crap Tables

To Keep Alive The Southern Aurora Dining Car Scenario

1997 August 6, Wednesday, 14:44

A Very Densely Compacted Site, Our Mother Supa-Nova, Supa-Mama, She's Gone Now

These Monarchists Still Bow And Scrape, God They're Disgusting, Makes You Sick All That Hot Iodine In Their Thyroids

1997 August 7, Thursday, 23:39

How About Adding Something Lethal To The Common Cold, The Horrors Of Genetic Engineering

1997 August 8, Friday, 13:52

A Woman Read Bits Out, From A Lifelong Account

This Constitution, 'Twas Written By LandHolder Farmers, Is Only 100 Years Old, And Out Of Date

The Whole Tissue And Texture Of The Country Needs To Be Redefined, The Republic

1997 August 8, Friday, 15:53

A Meeting Coming Up On Sunday, The Australians For Native Title

The Vertically Challenged Margaret Someone From Tasmania On GoodNewsWeek

1997 August 10, Sunday, 21:02

Which Protest It Was, The Aussies For Native Title, Says I

The Queen Victoria Building, I did His Perfunctory Mock Spit On Her Stature, Alongside A Mechanical Street Organ

Eat Street Underground Was Gone, But I was Tempted To Have Chili Chicken

The Toys In Gowings, The Oldest Surviving Good Business In The City

The Crowd, Looked A Rerun Of The It's Time Groupies From The Whitlam Years

The Sentiment Of The Attendees Was Clear, The Disgust They Felt At This Latest Land Grab

1997 August 12, Tuesday, 13:37

A Place Called Helidon, The Real Estate Agent In The Sky Was Hard At Work In This One

This Gook Explained That A Bible Had Everything That Happened Coded Into It In Secret Patterns

Keep Making Plausible Explanations That All Contradicted One Another, Even So

Political Lives, The Drive That Put The Australian Prime Ministers Through Their Periods Of Power

How The Corporate Bosses Were Using The Just-In-Time Idea To Control Workers Lives

Scabs Ought To Get Unionised, A Scab Union

The Confrontation To Come, At The End Of It Could Be The Racist Election

1997 August 13, Wednesday, 18:35

I have To Lissen, It's Our ABC, And Sometimes Mike Is Ok

Poor Mike's Stuck In This Goldfish Bowl With A Swelled Head, But It's Fun Really, I love To Spew Over Mike...

An Apology For The Stolen Children, But There's A Black Stain Still

A Secret Tory Group, God They Love Conspiracies, To Introduce the GST, An Extra Tax On Goods And Services

The So-Called Liberals Want To Cut Income Taxes For The Rich, And Make The Poor Pay More Tax On All Their Purchases

Cruel Thing Is The Poor Mother Pays A Higher Proportion Than Does The Media Moguls, The Ones Who Skite About Not Paying Any

Tax Imports And Profits

1997 August 14, Thursday, 19:06

Another Employer Leaves These Shores To Set Up In The Lands Where Wages Are Low

Seems To Be Sure-Bet-Jeff's Once In A Lifetime Opportunity To Screw The Poor

This Tax Debate Gets Dragged Up, Whereas The Big Worry Is Really Jobs, Jobs Jobs

More Distance Between These Big C Conservatives And The General Public, Divide And Rule That's Their Way

Hit It And Walk After It, And Then Knock It Into A Hole, You've Got To Be A Mental Giant Evidently

Energy From Out Of Old Mother Supa-Mama, This Energy Is As Clean As You Can Get, Seems Like A Good Idea

1997 August 15, Friday, 17:19

The Bit About Baldy, Cause It's A Physical Thing, It's Not His Stupid Fault

Launching A New LPT For His Taxing-The-Poor-Schemes, Could Be The Little-Preposterous-Twirp

The Sydney Morning Herald, A Gold Mine For The Proprietor, And A Haven For Journos Who Wont Be Tolerated

They Couldn't Find A Murray Cod, A Once Plentiful Beautiful Creature, Would Grow As Big As A Dolphin

There's This Little Island, There's This Whole Globe, That's All We Got

1997 August 16, Saturday, 14:57

A Just High Court, Now When One Side Tries To Stack It, You've Got A Problem

For Judges To Feel Threatened, Or To Be Perceived As Biased, To Be Less Than Impartial, It's A Recipe For Disaster

Just Ignore Things, Not Taking Everything Into Account, Being Narrow Minded, So You Get Ignorance

This Ignorant Attack On The Independence Of The High Court Is Courting Cataclysm

Confidence In Their Own Beliefs, The Questioning Kids Who Catch On, And Hold On To An Idea, Once It's De-Mystified

A Headline Started Off Lower Wages Bring Hope... For Some Economical Bullshit, What A Joke

The Jitters, I Saw The Record Wall Street Hit Two Weeks Ago, The Big Dipper, When The Ratcheting Stops Whoosh...

One Of My Favourite Type Of Movies, Naked Gun 2 1/2

1997 August 17, Sunday, 13:01

Talking Leaders Again, The Most Interesting History, It's Actually Being Writ Before Your Eyes

The Glee Of Doing Those Emotive Politics Over In The Stone Kitchen Is One Of My Small Pleasures

The Pollies Had A Difficult Life, A Hard Job, Like They Walked About Covered With Opinions About Everything

Keating Couldn't Undo Howard Cause He Was A Smoke Screen, Being A Clever Dick

This Ignorant Criticism Of The High Court, He Gave Them A Slap In Their Ignorant Faces, Justice Michael Kirby, That's Him

A Fly Over Venus, Radar Imagery Animated, So Skim Across This Tormented Surface

Programs That Put You into Thoughtful Mode

A Story Of The Palestinian's Who've Moved Here To Australia

How Does It Feel To Live In The Homes Of People Who've Been Cleaned Out, An Ethnically Cleansed House

Ought To Be Space For All The Animals Who Live Here Too

1997 August 19, Tuesday, 16:38

The Little Wowser Prohibitionist Has Canned The Heroin Trials Down In Canberra

Corruption, The Broken Lives, And Their Deaths, It's All The Australian Prime Minister's Fault

He's So Stupid, Just Doesn't Know Any Better, And Represents A Whole Swag Of Idiots As Well

A Fuss About Having The Rivers Revert To A More Normal Flush And Flow

The Volcano On Montserrat, Wow, A Bubbling Up Boil, Breaking Out On The Surface

Putting An Octopus Into A String Bag, And They Did Premonitions

1997 August 20, Wednesday, 13:24

The So-Called Liberal Agenda, Kill Off The Unions

The So-Called Liberals Had Some Capital C Consultant Draw Up Contingencies To Manage A Waterfront Strike, By Bringing In The Troops

W I M P, Try That For The Little Preposterous Twirp

1997 August 20, Wednesday, 18:24

Bob Brown Gave A Press Club Address, He Was Excellent, Had me Nodding In Agreement And Seeing The Green Visions

The Biggest Land Grab Since The Highland Clearances... Most Of Australia's Great Red Heart Will Go To A Brace Of Millionaires

1997 August 21, Thursday, 12:54

The Frosts Have Gone, Changed The Nature Of Things, So Clever To Have Cracked Up The South Pole

Once There Was The Domain In Sydney's Parkland, Down By The Harbour, 'Twas A Place For The Soapbox Spruiker's

Set Up An Aussie Politic Ring, A Soapbox Domain On The Web, Real People, Soapboxer's, Rabble-Rousers, Orators, Voters

1997 August 21, Thursday, 13:58

The Animal Instinct That We All Have Of Fear

1997 August 22, Friday, 08:28

To Be Far More True Blue, I have Decided On The Cave Hermits Union Of Australia

1997 August 23, Saturday, 19:23

The Dr Margaret Scott Story, Her Last Love Too, A Man She Had Enjoyed Soul-Mate Talks With

1997 August 24, Sunday, 12:08

A Bonfire Lit Last Night, That Still Smoldered Away In This Wispy Breeze This Morning

The Same Old List Comes Out These Bigots Have, Pauline Reckons She'll Strong Arm People Out Of The Country

Once People Are On Their List, The Idea Is to Cross Them Off, God Willing

They Had Pauline Posing In A Tank The Other Day, And Saluting, And Playing With A Paint Gun Thingo, War Games, Get The Picture?

People From All Over Could Bring Their Favorite Plate, A Multi-Cultural Dinner

Once You Accept The Differences, You Can Have Your Own Differences Accepted

They Stuck The Camera In His Face, Did Another Racial Media Beat-Up On Him, He Committed Suicide The Next Day

A Model Country With A Proper Mix Of Big C Community And Little C Capitalism

A New Nation, Could Make The Inspiration For Sustainable Futures Come True, What A Pity These Narks Damn It All To Hell

Burnam Burnam's Footsteps, Remember How He Claimed England For The Aboriginal Community And Would Teach Them Manners?

1997 August 24, Sunday, 14:00

Proper Standards Of Living, History Shows The Flow-On Is A Better Way Of Life Than Crumbs Off The Table

Richard Dawkins Pooh Poohing The Imaginative Religions, He Puts Up The Ideas Of The Meme

Out There, Growing More Silly, Nowadays There's A Proliferation Of Cults And Weirdo Beliefs

Private Schools Getting More Per Student Out Of The Public Purse Than The Public Schools

1997 August 26, Tuesday, 11:58

One Of The Girls Was Reading The Hobbit, And How I had Gone On To Read The Pratchett Series

1997 August 26, Tuesday, 17:31

About Father's And Sons, Bringing Up Boys Or Something, Was Just As I had Been Saying

Some Tribal Customs Would Take The Boy Away When He Was Fourteen Or So To Be Initiated Into Manhood

Poor Little Kids Nowadays Really Get Dumped

They'll Toughen The Little Bloke Up By Giving Him A Hard Time, All That Competitive World Crap, What A Shit

Someone To Talk To, That's What Father Figures And Mother Figures Are For... So Tell Someone

Back To The Vegie Garden In The Backyard

1997 August 27, Wednesday, 12:25

That Isolating-The-Scapegoat, The Witchhunt On The Perceptions Of Threat, It's Got Concentration Camp Ideas

Offenders Can Buy Their Way Out Of Morals Persecutions, So The Get-Rid-Of-Them-Thinking Takes Over The Redneck Mind

The Survivor Of The Thredbo Landslide, That Act Of God, What A Miraculous Irony, More Atheist Than Most

Ian Plimer Is Crusading, It Ain't No Act Of God, It Was Gross Stupidity In Ignoring Scientific Engineering Principles, He's Fantastic

How Can You Possibly Ignore The Year 2000 For 2001, Given That We're Suffering Already From All This Scriptural Baggage

Some Arbitrary Counting Off A Wink In Time Of The Geological Story And The Fabulous Evolution

1997 August 27, Wednesday, 19:06

Another Imbalance In The Web Of Life

1997 August 28, Thursday, 18:26

There Was A Young Bloke Looking Up Trees In The Lakes

On The Bridge Over The Weir, Work Ethics And All, This Government, You Never Hear Anyone Having A Good Word About Any Of Them

The Bike Again, A Perfect Day, This Weather Is Unreal, The River Is So Clear, You Can See The Rock Shelving

Private Profit Driven University Up North, The Researchers Get Ripped Off For Their Discoveries, And Not Quite Professors

Our ABC, Was Being Sued By Pauline For A Cut And Paste Job Of All Her Own Words

The Little Dithering Twirp, Came Out Screeching About The So-Called Liberal State Premiers Who Kept Back Biting Him

Australia's Carrying Capacity, Like How Many People Can Live In The Dry Heat Out-Back

Grow-It-Big-And-Fast-With-Unlimited-Technological-Open-Slather And Some Future Refugee Problem

If So Few Could Do So Much Damage So Quickly, How Can There Be Any Increases In Population, Till We Learn To Manage It

The So-Called Liberal Environment Minister Failed To See Any Problems With 65 Million Radioactive Tons In Uranium Tailings Dams

Bob Brown Of The Greens Let The Constitutional Convention Go On, Those So-Called Liberal Queens Are Stuck With It Now

An Example Of The So-Called Liberal Trickery Style, Democracy Pitched To Disenfranchise Those Who Would Normally Vote

1997 August 29, Friday, 16:13

Bob Ellis Predicts The Demise Of This So-Called Liberal Government And Does The Mock Argument... Good On Ya, Bob

The Commo Domino Effect Might End Up Being The Capitalist Domino Effect

The Word Is All Bright-Sunny-Gloom, These Perceptions Are Unsettling To The Big Bull Run

An Anti-Racism Meeting Down At Manly On Saturday, Last Time Was Good

Wonder Why Some Radio Station Doesn't Pack In All That Hate Shit, And Put On A Love-In, Get The Sweeties And Greenies And Lefties

The World's Record For The Flying Kilometre And He's An Aussie, A Kelly Too, Must Go Like A Train To Do That, Huffin' And Puffin'

Houie, His Larder Was Replenished, He'll End Up With Everything Opened At Once, He Forgets After About Two Minutes

Another Diary On Our ABC, Life Matters, These Ran For 70 Years, They Are A Treasure

Another Diary, A Young Laddie Who Watched The World On TV

A Bully Husband Coming Home Fumbling Drunk And Cranky And Abusing Her

1997 August 30, Saturday, 19:57

Another Anti-Racism Protest In The Ampi-Theatre, It Wasn't Organised

What Makes People Turn Left Or Right

Office Workers All Nodded To Working Long Hours And Being Part Of The Firm, The Inclusive Pep Talks

Excuse Me, How About All The Workers Join A Union?

Standing On The Headland To A Nor'East Sea Breeze You Get This Eye-Stinging Smelly Sea-Breeze Of High Particulates

The Future Eaters, Tim Flannery Makes Excellent Sense About The Population Problem

1997 August 31, Sunday, 13:50

War On The Wharfies, Join Now

The Biggest News In The World, The Public Threat Of A Speeding Vehicle Putting Innocent Lives At Risk

Bite Your Tongue, Di's Dead Too, Poor Thing, There's A Legend Born For Real Now

There's A Lesson In That For All Of Us

The Monarchists Will Be Relieved

Who Killed The Princess, Was There Another Photographer On The Knoll

The Victim Of Pomp And Circumstance

1997 September 1, Monday, 14:31

Princess Di, The Model Princess For All The Little Girls, And That Same Fairytale Story, Through History, Myths And Legends

1997 September 2, Tuesday, 16:33

Instead Of Doing Important Things, I've Been Delving Into The Internet, Looking For The Di factor Comment

Who Was Responsible, Who Was Giving Orders? Lose 'Em, Hollywood Style

One Of The Pale Hopes Was That Secretly Most Workers Are Glad The Unions Are Still There

1997 September 2, Tuesday, 18:45

There Ought To Be More Guarantees Of Voices In The Media, Like In Everything, The More, The Merrier

1997 September 3, Wednesday, 12:36

Chain Dragged By Big Bulldozers Snake Through The Trees, Whoosh, Thump, Snap, Crumble, Nests Of Millions Of Creatures Gone Forever

A 6'6" White Man Dressed In Aboriginal Furs And Armed With Spear, Boomerang And Nulla-Nulla

It's Donald Horne Launching His Book The Avenue Of The Fair Go

By Kicking Everyone Into The Local Swimming Pool, The Survivors Will Be Better Off, Never Mind The Ones Who Drown

1997 September 5, Friday, 11:17

Evolution From Monkeys Conflict, The Fundamentalists Have Proved That Theory

The Biggest Daggiest Problems In Life Now Are The Inevitable Physical Breakdowns, Obsolescences And Expirys

The Vagaries Of Electronics, There Isn't A Repair Ethic Anymore

Some Decisions That Last Forever Have Been Made, And Are Being Made

The Most Blatant Self-Interested Corruption Of Justice In The Political History Of This Country

My Di Tolerance Is At Half-Mast, The Candle In The Wind Has Become A Fire-Storm In The Hysteria

This PM's On PM's Series Of Talks Got Off To A Dead Start With The Little Dithering Twirp Being The First One

Seven-Thirty Report With Kerry Body-Blow O'Brien, Who Was In A Not-Negotiable Mood

Evolution From Monkeys Conflict, The Fundamentalists Have Proved That Theory

1997 September 5, Friday, 16:34

The Trip To The Shops Was Ok Cause It Meant Another Sea-Food Basket

1997 September 6, Saturday, 19:37

Clippety-Clop The Funeral Is On, And On...

1997 September 8, Monday, 20:20

The Placebo Effect, The Belief You Can Feel Better And Get Yourself Well

Climbing Over Other People's Backs, The Winning Criteria Is How Badly You Neglect Your Family

They Say The Voluntary Self Regulations Of Business Ethics Has To Be Enforced

The Urban Myths Drown Out The Realities, But Those Fans Out There Don't Wanna Know

1997 September 11, Thursday, 12:28

Reconsidering Brought Up Other Things That Preoccupied Us, 'Twas Fun To Go Over Some Of The Talks About Truth

You Can't Tell People To Teach Things Which They Don't Believe Themselves

It's All Basically Interpreted Wrong, This Imaginary Benevolence

They Still Just Want To Believe Them, It's Beautifully Simplistic For A Chaotic Mind

The Resurrection, Who Saw What Where? This Is Where The Stories Get Embellished

A Sickness That Spreads In Generations And Replicates Itself

The Scottish Vote, They Can Finally Get Back Their Identity, An Amicable Divorce Sounds Good

Caring With Understanding, That's All

It's Lonely Being The Atheist But Someone's Got To Do It...

Say You Give Someone An Idea And An Instruction To Pass On The Idea Or You Go To Hell

The Music And Art And Culture That Is Inspired By The Story Of The Universe

You Just Have To Cope With Not Knowing Something Profound

Spend Your Time Understanding The Small Amount Of Life You Have, And Why You're There, It Becomes Fulfilling

The Real Inspirational Feelings From The True History Beat The Hell Out Of The Superstitious Drivel

Pfhhhhhht, Gone, Out The Window, Out Of The Light, Back To Black, That's It, Was Good While It Lasted

Keep Looking For The Latest Confirmations, Every One You Get Feels Good

A Celtic Heritage, Some Inexplicable Feeling For Something Profound

1997 September 11, Thursday, 17:40

The Conspiracy Theories, Watch How I'm Not Going To Believe She's Dead Till I See The Pictures, Catches On

A $20 Shirt In A Unionised Australia And $1.80 Shirt In An Un-Unionised Asia, a 1000% Tariff?

Free Press, Free Trade Unions For Trade

1997 September 11, Thursday, 20:56

Remodeling The America's Cup With A Sledge Hammer, A Most Improved Version To My mind

1997 September 12, Friday, 14:35

Went Shopping Today, Me took Hisself Up And Down Through The Aisles

It's Special Isn't It, They Said, It's Made From Honey, Says I

The Black Hole Mystery, A Pit Full Of Unknowns

Black Holes Are A Whole Lot Of Gravity Squeezing The Life, And Time, And Space, Out Of The Universe

1997 September 12, Friday, 19:45

Past Writings, Searched For Black Holes And Got A Slather Of Stuff

Ultra-Violently Sunny And Clear Thanks To Consumers Of The Chemical Industry, No Insects Chirping, Nothing For The Birds

A Deadly Poisonous Arrow Out Into Space, It Cometh Down We Know Not Where, Not In My Backyard

What A Fascination To Know How Titan Works, So Is The Risk Worth It, Risking The Mortal For The Immortal

1997 September 13, Saturday, 13:20

Earth-Alive From The Australian Museum, Tim Flannery Again Made The Political Point, He Ought To Be Prime Minister

Assets Handed Over To Rich People To Down-Size And Suck, There's A Madness Roaming About In The Realms

Privatisation Of China... Goodbye Earth, Goodbye Sky... Who Was That Major Tom? To Earth Control, Put The Bluddy Brakes On...

Famine, The Economical Rational Way To Downsize China

The Little Bewildering Short-Sighted Twirp... The People Have Put The Clamps On Their Wallets And Purses

Ultra-Violently Sunny And Clear Thanks To Consumers Of The Chemical Industry, No Insects Chirping, Nothing For The Birds

A Deadly Poisonous Arrow Out Into Space, It Cometh Down We Know Not Where, Not In My Backyard

What A Fascination To Know How Titan Works, So Is The Risk Worth It, Risking The Mortal For The Immortal

The Gun-Buy-Back Is Almost Over, Ask The Victims Of The Next Massacre How They Feel

Chemicals Laying About The House And All, It's There Alright

The Epitome Of The Perpetual Drag, Unforgiven, Never Free, Never Make A Little You

It's Not Cryptic, It's Fiction, In Fantasy-Land You Can Point The Finger And Ask The Question

This Celebrity Thing, Spose You Just Have To Live Up To Your Image

1997 September 14, Sunday, 13:53

Gaelic Football, A Round Ball Game, The Origin Of Aussie Rules You'd Expect

1997 September 14, Sunday, 19:31

A Festival Of The Dreaming By The Aboriginal Community Down On The Opera House Steps

Druidry And The Story Of It's Diminishing Under Xtian Pressure

Best To Marry Someone Who Lives As Far Away From Where You Were Born As Possible

Now Yanni Is On, With All These Strangely Beautiful Women

Welfare Handout By The Little Flat Tack

1997 September 15, Monday, 12:45

So From Cradle To Grave There's Always A Job For You In The Public Sector, There That Solves Everything

Peter Martin, He Puts A Fresh Argument On The Economy, He's On About The Mood Of The People

1997 September 15, Monday, 14:31

The Sounds Of A Country Women's Tea Party To Discuss The So-Called Liberal Policy For Squatocracy Welfare

Jeff's Wife Felt Neglected When She Had To Look After The Kids, While He Was Out Climbing Power Poles

Be A Good Idea For Pauline To Get To Know Noel, To Her Noel Pearson, He's One Of Them

1997 September 15, Monday, 17:40

The Literacy Debate, Trying To Scare The Kids Into Private School Indoctrinators, Do A Quick Brainwash

1997 September 16, Tuesday, 14:53

Environmental Genocide, Sheep, Land Maggots That Ripped The Life Out Of Their Promised Land And Turned It To Desert

They Called Out The Cavalry, And The Police Band Played Send In The Clowns

1997 September 16, Tuesday, 19:22

Another Industrial War Breaking Out In The Mines And On The Wharves

The Owners Hatchet-Men, Heading For Oblivion... This So-Called Liberal Government Is The Worse Experience Australia Has Ever Had

1997 September 18, Thursday, 12:05

Tories Coal Exporting Theories, To Give Swimming Lessons For The Island States About To Go Under

The Celtic Tigers Are Purring It Seems, A Modern Approach To The Politics Of Europe, Trade With Human Rights

These Tell-Me-What-I-Want-To-Hear Sites, I would Like To Be Informed Of All The Protests And Pickets

The Smokey Cities Of Asia, On Fire, Drought Stricken, Late Monsoons, Starvation Looming, It's A Shock

1997 September 19, Friday, 12:06

Over At The Pacific Forum, The Little Ostracised Twit Is Being Feted From Afar, He Stinks Of Coal Gas, Spose

It Seems The Princess Di Demise Has Them Playing Funerals

In Victoria There's Wasn't A Poker Machine For Cooeee, Don't Worry, The Bank Will Extend The Credit Limit

Take What We've Got And We'll Look The Other Way

Whispers Apart From Those Little Tory Ears, Paul Keating Brought A Higher Level Of Statesmanship

The Wreath Of War Had No One To Ponce On About, After Saying Not To Let Arbitration Handle It, He Wanted Them To Fight It Out

1997 September 19, Friday, 14:05

Land Care Groups Are Dying From Disinterest And Old Age Is Withering Them, The Youngsters Have Eyes Averted

1997 September 19, Friday, 15:04

The Welsh Got A YES, A Fine Edge

Out In The Drought Ridden Dry Desert, An Orchestra And Voices, On An Island, In A Lake, In A Gorge

The Mangroves Just Don't Look Right, Too Shiny, I love To Still Be Amongst It Down There

The Geologist Challenged The Creationist And The Lawyers Pocketed The Cash, Ian Plimer Won His Self Respect

Busy Arguing Interminably Reinterpreting The Word To Get It To Fit

Choking Over Mad Mike As Per Usual

Bloke Has A Groin Injury, Argued With The Cops, Bang, Ding-Ding

1997 September 20, Saturday, 14:38

The Festival Of The Boot, A Beautiful Day In Melbourne For The Big Public-Tram-Transported Crowd Down In The MCG

Media Giants Split The Sydney Game Of Rugby League, The Tribal Hordes Evaporated

1997 September 20, Saturday, 17:12

Was A Time When A Grandstand Kept You Out Of The Sun And Rain, A Big Cool Verandah Feeling

1997 September 21, Sunday, 20:10

A Tourist Information Man

A Congregation Formed Under Those Wonderful Old Fig Trees, The Green Left Weekly Girls Told Me All About It

More People Crowded Around And Passed On The Cancellation News

Do You Want A Banana Luv? I Ended Up In The Back Seat Eating Macadamia Nuts And Fruit

Should Have Been On Funniest Home Movies... She Had A Ding On Every Corner

A Big Eye, And A Word Bolwarra, Was Native For Open Eyes,

Those Aboriginal Paintings, Dot-Dot-Dot, I wouldn't Mind A Bright Colourful Vest With That Design

The Pendulum Swings In Public Perceptions, What They Can Take For Granted Will Be Changed

1997 September 22, Monday, 20:16

Currency Speculators Are Sinners, And George Suros Says There's No Media Freedom

A Regular Slave, One Meal A Day, Now A Slave Girl Union Sounds Like A Good Idea

With Jeffery It's Swanning About Like A Show Pony, He's Really A Slick Joe, An Oily Slick Joe, Don't You Worry About That

He Has The Hide To Threaten The Beloved Trams, And I hope To Christ They Buggar Up The Next Grand Stupid Spree

1997 September 23, Tuesday, 14:04

The Political Poverty With Repressed Media That Asian Pyramidal Rule Brings

1997 September 24, Wednesday, 13:39

They Dumped John Hands-In-The-Till Sharp, The Koran Punishment In Comparison, Chop

Pointing The Finger At The Wharfie Workers Saying As How They Were On All The Lurks, And All The Time He Was Creaming Off

All Over The Globalised World, The Welfare World Has To Be Expanded On The Same Scale

The Power Of The Prime Minister Would Act Upon It's Advisors, When No Decision Comes Forth, The Leader's Gone

Full Unemployment, With All The Computers And Machinery And Automation There's Enough Work For Those Who Want It To Do

Why Doesn't Someone Write Some New Constitutions In Cyber-Space, That'd Be Good, Have All The Drafts On The Internet

These Older Souls Could Feel A Lot Better Looking After All The Less Inclined To Work Too

Economists And Fundamentalists Would Be Given Models And Old Books To Play With

Spending Money In The Parliament Was Deadlocked, The President Would Fire The Lot And Call A General Election

Sit In Our Chair At All The Great International Feasts With Our Friendly Respectful Neighbours

The Little Tea Drinking Twit Wouldn't Join In With The Ceremonial Traditions Of His Pacific Forum Neighbours

They Gas Themselves, It's Only A Matter Of Speaking Up, They Can't Say What Ails Them, It Aches In Their Throats

The Real Estate Agents For Northern Ireland, Finally Writing Up A Settlement, For Christ Sake Hurry Up

On Our ABC, Drive-Time-Talk-Back The Mad Mike Claims Of Having Princess Di Ring Him On Air

The Inspiration Of An Old Soldier

1997 September 25, Thursday, 20:08

He Could Go Into One Of The Glass Confessionals And Say Sorry, Then They Blamed The System, It Was An Honour System

1997 September 26, Friday, 15:21

Putting Up Uranium Reprocessing Plans And Then OK'd The New Atomic Reactor, Such A Good Riddance

Look Who's Next In Line, Say They Get Rid Of The Little Hopeless Twitch, There's Dog...

Have The Whole Cabal Suck In Lung-Fulls Of Capitalist Privatised Air, Wafting About The Post-Tropical-Paradise

Imagine The Irresistible Urge, The Popularism President

What A Pity To Have A Country Where You Have To Wear A No-Racism Badge

The No 1 Slot On The Senate Wun-Nation Ticket

So This Weekend Is The Footy-Fever, I Can Stay Awake For That Spose...

1997 September 27, Saturday, 12:44

The Saints, The Crows, Or The Bombers, Or Whoever, Gives Melbourne It's Character

1997 September 27, Saturday, 17:07

The Poor Little Pin Cushion Has Been Left Isolated By His Closest, Stabbed By His Closest, Undermined

Problems Of The Tories, They Have To Be Crooked Or Get Done In, Tell The Little Horribilious Twit

There Goes The Cup, The Flag, Whatever, It's History, Another Version

1997 September 28, Sunday, 18:03

The Battling Steel City, Battled Against The Silvertails, And Won

Paranormal Comments And Such Among All The Messages Of Support

1997 September 30, Tuesday, 11:20

Periods When The Bad News Looms, There Are People Doing Building-Projects Around About, Never Satisfied

And The Holy Market Running Unregulated, Was Funny, Like It's Time For A Messiah To Come And Throw Some Weight Around

The Very Epitome Of Protector Of Justice And Securing The Rule Of Law, They Say He's Been Threatening Witnesses

The Wicked Ten Point Plan, Reminds me Of The Weasels In The Mansion In Wind In The Willows

Although It's Just The Elite So Far, It Might Change The Earth's New Electronic Mind, Awesome Ain't It

Not A Lone Voice In The Wilderness Any More, There Ain't No Wilderness... Welcome To The Soapbox... My GuestBook...

1997 October 1, Wednesday, 0:15

Being Attourney General For This Pack Of Tricky-Dicks Ain't No Picnic, Poor Darryl

Do What They Say Or Else, It's The Tory Freedom-Of-Speech-Policy No-One Is Game To Mention

1997 October 1, Wednesday, 14:15

Conspiracy Theories Flare Up, The Heat Is On In The Kitchen, The Little Bigoted Squib Is Putting Out Fires

Rip-Off Millionaires, Real Estate Agents, Lawyers And Grazing Leaseholders, A Constituency Mind-Boggingly Self-Interested

Debunked By People Concerned For The Welfare Of The Planet, The Tories Prefer To Listen To The Fossil-Fuel-Funded Eco-Rats

And The Little Dog Laughed To See Such Fun, And The Dish Ran Away With The Spoon

1997 October 1, Wednesday, 19:58

Mighty Minds And Life Experiences And Contemplative Questions Going To Be Raised, Navel Gazing At It's Most Befuddling

1997 October 2, Thursday, 19:40

Travel Claims, Big Deal, The Theatrics Have Been Brought To A New Low By The Dog Act

The Mine Owners Sacking All The Unionists And Issuing Four Weeks Notice To Vacate The Company Houses

Fancy Letting Foreign Owners Dictate Australia's Policies

Redirect All That Fossil Fuel Funded Research Into... ... And Turn Off The Lights When You Leave The Room

Give All Those Coal Miners Something Decent And Respectable And Clean To Do For Their Children

Hope Malcolm Realises That Dog's Tricks Are Noted In More Places Than He Thinks

1997 October 3, Friday, 12:08

Senator Sherry, He Took A Dive After All The Song And Dance

Bedouin, A Name To Carry Through His Life, Loneliness, A Failed Marriage And A Son, Born Into Labor Politics

The Real Problem Now, No Talent, The Little-Dealer-Of-The-Stacked-Deck Has To Reshuffle His Cabinet

30% Of Farmland Has To Be Re-Forested, I used To Be For An 80-20, To Reconnect The Whole Continent's Web Of Life

How About Every Constituency Having The Right To At Least Three Of Everything, That'd Soak Up The Unemployment Forever

A Nor-Easter Sea Breeze Would Arrive Before Lunch, Blast Me Across Botany Bay On The Sailboard

Those Things Revealed In The Suicide Note, The Catharsis Of Blurting It Out, All In A Dark Silly Moment

1997 October 5, Sunday, 15:48

Getting Into IE4.0 Internet Explorer And The Verdict, It's Excellent, A New World Opens Up Again

Being On A Wave From Out The Back And Catching It In, Surfing The Web Really Does Have Imagery

Software Rarely Gets Bullet-Proofed Before The Users Thrash It

What'll Happen With All These People Surfin' The Web, The Stats On What They Hit Must Be Disappointing

That Question Of Revelation, Always A Quandary

To Finish The Great Race The Puny Little Driver Had To Physically Push The Big Lump Of High Powered Grunt

There're Nicer People On This Side Of The Divide. The Chicken Is Changing It's State Of Being

1997 October 6, Monday, 15:51

There Was Kim With His Luvly Kind Eyes, And A Good Heart, Feeling A Surge Of Enthusiasm Again As The Support Grows

1997 October 6, Monday, 19:49

The Newsgroups, The Shark Pool, Just Doing A Bit Of Trawling

The New Tory Cabinet Has Gone Over Like A Lead Balloon

1997 October 7, Tuesday, 14:35

Concentrated In A Swirl Right Overhead, And Good Soaking Rain

Parliament, So Many Tory Women, But None Of Them Female It Seems, I used To Want A Separate House For Females

The New Europe And The Released Celtic Tigers, Like This Preaching Tony Blair

The Born Again Glow And The Zealotry Smiles On The Faces Of These Religious Right Promise Keepers

Privatisation, It's Just A Rip-Off, And The Labor Party Rank And File, Democratically Said So

Try To Open Up Any Competition And They'll Eat You, You're Not Part Of The Competition Collusion Club

For Every Trial Mother Nature Places In The Human Path, There's Technology

1997 October 8, Wednesday, 15:17

What If The Discoveries Had Been Used For More Ethical Purposes, Like Lissening To Our ABC

The Republican Team Of Queensland, So Much Emotion Involved, As Against Pragmatic Black And White Lawyers

How Come All You Public Ownership People Don't Worry About Your Food Supplies

How Do You Complain About A Private Company, How Do You Kick Them Out At The Next Election...

WorldClass, Another Buzzword Which Means Lower Your Standard Of Living

Privatisation, All These Slavish Noddy's Being Taken For A Ride, It's Just Another Fundamentalist Religion

Privatisation Is Reducing Your Votes, For What. Blatant Bossy People Downsizing Your Life

There Could Be A Sweet Co-Existence With The Needs In Public Ownership, And The Bells And Whistles In Capitalism

1997 October 8, Wednesday, 21:20

That Fabulous Celtic Dancing Story, The Local Boys Come To Rehearsals

1997 October 9, Thursday, 06:54

Brilliance Arriving To Impress Me and All The Stargazers, It's Circumference Would Consume The Earth And Mars

Galactic Events Always Trivialise The Shenanigans From The Politics Of Humanity, The Tory Stars, What A Pack Of Duds

Utter Soothing Words Of Katakana To The Japanese Media Furore Over The Tourism Murder Up In Darwin

The Tories Real Euthanasia Policy Come Into The Light

They Bought The All The Public Assets In Their Working Years And Now They're Being Terrified Into Doing Themselves In

Another Reserve Bank Greens-Back Warning, Dog's Confidante, And The Asian Tigers Are Now Burning Paper Tigers

The Seventies Were A Turning Point In Opinion Making, Bob Santamaria Always Thumping Away At Something Or Other

What Would Have Happened In World History If The Depression Inspired New Deal Hadn't Revitalised The USA To Defeat Nazism

A Flurry Of Blooming Opportunists, Consuming Willy-Nilly And Then They Get So High On It, And Poof

Secure, Relaxed And Comfortable, Feet Up, The Little-Slippers-Up-For-Sale-Twirp Looking After Us

Freedom Of Choice, Get A Job In The Navy, Seems That's Where The Big Shipments Corrupt The National Interest

Irresistible Temptations Are Best Sipped Rather Than This Tory Inspired Binge

On The Tory Hit List Is Australia's Talented Few, The Last Gasp Attempt To Retain Some Home-Grown Culture

1997 October 10, Friday, 12:56

Fires And Land Clearances In The Tropics Leave These Poor Creatures Hapless And Homeless

1997 October 10, Friday, 19:28

If All The Little People Knew What The Big People Got...

The Youngest Trees In The Forest Are 130yo, The Oldest 250yo, You'd Think They Were Safe

1997 October 11, Saturday, 08:41

A Concerted Vote Could Bring A Labor Government Back With A Green Tinge In The Senate

Good News Week, So Topical And Clever, The Banter And Repartee Is Excellent

The Scent Is Pungent Out There, But There Just Ain't The Same Activity

That's What Those Ugly Faced Racists Represent, The Disg-Race

Here's The Chance To Shape the Constitution, Get This Fair-Go Australia Out Of The Hands Of These Land Grubbers

609 Nominations For Just 76 Seats, The Other 76 Seats Stacked, And The Unknowns, Delegates Standing For Mystifying Agendas

Australians For Native Title And Reconciliation National Day Of Action

1997 October 11, Saturday, 21:03

The Strange World Of The Train Crowd, Twin Babies Had Made The Carriage Very Clucky

Underneath That Big Ho-Hum Penile Tower Every City Has Now, I Bought A Beautiful Falafel Roll

The Sea Of Hands, Non-Bio-Degradable Plastic Hands, At Least Recyclable, To Be Planted All Over The Parliament House

A Beautiful Spot In The Shade, The Sea Breeze Was Blowing In And Just Cooled Me Perfectly, Found A Seat

ABC, Ex-Sound Man, Living History Of Politics From The Mid-Sixties, Actually Being There Amongst It All.

No One Really Knew Your Own Families Politics, Let Alone Your Friends, And Worst Of All Your Lover's

Politics And Religion All So Covered Up You'd Never Know, That Non-Committal Room Is The Pits

The Microphone Crisis, During Parliamentary Broadcasts And Tapings There Was This Background Murmur Of Bullshit...

The Old Parliament Urinals With On Either Side The Prime Minister Chewing Out The Attourney General, As If Ralf Wasn't There...

A Lovely Speech, I wondered If She Wrote It, Sounded Like Hazel Though, She Did The Feeling And Righteous And Just

The Native Title Issue Wont Ever Go Away, That's The True Certainty

As One Government Can Pass Statutes To Affect The Native Titles, Another Government Can Repeal Them

The Aboriginal Community Themselves Should Be Allowed To Assume The Mantle Of The Original Owners

The Seat Was On The Road, A Cast Of Thousands Wandered Past

The Wik Woman, Gladys Tybingoompa, And Her Uncle, She Was Worldly Wise That One, She Was A Hazel Hawk Sort Of Lady

The Rhodesian, Why Did He Migrate, Cause He Felt Like A Man Without A Country

Mick Dobson Was Greeted Like A Nelson Mandela, And He Spoke Slow And Deliberate And Warmed It Up In The End

Some Fabulous Music And The City Skyline And The First Shine From Jupiter Up There So Bright, And The Music Took Over

Announcing The Next Train As Runway 9 All Ready To Takeoff, I was Thinking About Being Completely Self Indulgent

He Was A Student Boy With Wedding Pictures, Give Us A Look, Says Me

The Voters Nowadays Are Going A Suck-It-And-See, Out Of This Election Could've Come A Labour ~ Democrats Coalition

Light Beer Enhanced Imagery Speaking Of The Limp, And At The Same Time Tense, Soon To Be, Ex-Premier of SA

A Swing For The Democrats, They Say They Are The Left Wing Party Now, Labor's Too Far Into The Middle

What A Struggle It Is To Be A Hypocritical Hedonist Nowadays

1997 October 13, Monday, 20:10

A Look At The Hate Radio Jocks, That Influence From The Red-Neck Right, And Philip Adams Evidently Has Said So

Who Employs Those People, Where Are The Decent Radio Advertisers, Where Are The Regulations, Ha, Where Is Decency

Fancy Having People Like That Influencing The Public Perception, No Wonder There's So Much Raging Madness

1997 October 14, Tuesday, 15:07

Down To The Jetty, Check Out The Conditions, Been A While, And There Are Crabs Back

Music Is One Of The Most Difficult Things, You Always Know What's Coming, John Denver Had His Own Sound

1997 October 14, Tuesday, 20:35

If You Make A Good Downstairs Servant They'll Tick You Off On The Higher School Certificate

The Same Deep Divisions In Society Between The Haves And Have-Nots, And The Same Historic Sequence Of Events

The Armed Forces Used To Source Their Cutlery With An Aussie Company, A Good Little Business

Having Two Champions Parrying And Thrusting About Is A Dilemma, Stuart Legal-Beagle Littlemore, He's Been On A Crusade

1997 October 15, Wednesday, 12:44

Sheryl Kernot Has Gone To Labor, I am Pleased, Real Leadership Potential There, An Historic Move

Sheryl Standing Diminutive Beside Kim, But A Big Woman, An Ideal Couple To Lead Australia Through Into The New Millennium

Sheryl Will Give The Campaign Those Wonderful Words She Can Sprout, She's Got A School Teacher Delivery That Works

Sheryl Ought To Walk Into The Job Of Deputy PM, An Ideal Woman's Voice On Governing This Man's World

Pretty Soon It'll Be Where's The Little Swept Under The Carpet Twirp, No One Would Want To Know... ...

She Had To Stop The Damage To The Fabric Of The Nation, She Can't Imagine Another Term Of Tory Power

The Next Election Is Crucial To Australian History, She Said We Can't Afford A Vision Vacuum

She Sees The Wisdom Of Intervention In The Holy Market, The Tories Obsessed In Their Fundamentalist Dogmas

Oh Spew, Here Comes The Bagging Of Sheryl, And It's With Mad Parrot-Like Mike

1997 October 16, Thursday, 16:06

Sheryl's Declaration To Defeat The Tory Government Comes Out With All These Cuckoos Saying Conspiracy Crap

Natasha Stott Despoia Will Be The Only One To Ever Get Her Head On Camera

The Drama Of Power Brokers Making A Tryst

They Say That Down The Antarctic Huts, They Get The Hut Equivalent Of Road Rage

The Current Incumbent Of Drive Time Is As Roy Would Say A Hopeless Joke. The Ultimate Put-Down

These Hate-Radio Jocks Have A Far More Destructive Contempt For The Fabric Of Society

1997 October 17, Friday, 09:55

Pooch Is Laying Out On The Grass, He's Been For A Swim Already And Is Drying Out, The Jasmine Has Burst Out All Over

Poor Woewick, He's Been Pulled Out Of The Cocktail Parties And Chucked In The Deep End

The Little Ventriloquist Doll's Words Are Frothing In All The Minister's Mouths

The Media And Call-Back Beat-Up About Sheryl Becoming A Champion For Decency Is Mind-Boggling

Strike The Balance Between The Responsibilities Of Governing For Welfare And The Environment, And The Holy Market

The Afrikaaners To Set Up Their Own Concentration Camp, Maybe The Tory So-Called Liberal Party Can Go And Live There

Out Of An Old Historic Strike A Journalist Author Inspired A Left Wing Utopian Group To Migrate To Paraguay

1997 October 18, Saturday, 14:25

The Fear Of The Xtian's Ethics, How They Don't Worry About Life Here And Now Cause They're Going To Another Life Afterwards

Forcing People To Be Lovers, With Jealousy And Threats, And Those Letting Them Make Up Their Own Minds

Looking For Other More Real Gods, More Substantial Than Silly Miracle Superstitious Stuff, The Lure Of The Mysterious East

Shhh, This Is The Enlightenment That Seekers Have Sought All Along, Do Not Shatter Their Dreams...

Scientists And Their Media Reputation, Has Them Portrayed Nowadays As Bought-Off By Big-Business

Inversely Proportioning Your Wealth To Your Vote

The Moronic Mass The Pollies Have To Appeal To, A Mass Of Votes Cast In An "Everybody Says" Crowd

Say Their Silly God Did Come Back And Was Charged With Redistributing The Wealth

Who's Running Africa? Those Global Giants Of The Exploiting Capitalist Big Business?

Should The Whim Of The Whippers Decide, Work For The Dole, A Wonderful Way To Have Your Attitude Brainwashed

A Wonderful Life On The Land, Competition Policy, Live Or Die, Survival Of The Killers

A Glorious Plea From The Victorian Tory So-Called Liberal's Heartland, Bring Back Paul Keating, The Vision-Splendid-Man

The WA Tory Premier Has A Family Cult Which Spreads Some God's Light From Their Hands And Fixes Things

Xtians From Melbourne Putting Forth Lists, Some Targets Like Reducing Unemployment

Have Them All Listen To Each Others Woes, And They Use Kindness To Drain Away The Anti-Social Fevers

Natasha On Good News Week, The Real Good News Is That Mad Mike Is Being Wooed

1997 October 19, Sunday, 13:10

Armed Stalkers Following Unionists Around Up In Emerald, Harassing Them Out Of Town

Special Dum-Dum Bullets For The Pistols, We Are Only Obeying The Law Of The Tory Workplace Agreements, Sir

Having A Tory Union War In Australia Is Gonna Make Wonderful Ammunition In The Election Campaign

Lovely Green Sea Water Of The Big Tidal Flushes, Was Lapping About At The Top Of The Tidal Marks

Images Of Australia Being A Series Of Islands Along The Blue Mountains

The Great Migration To Higher Grounds, It Seems That Is Really Gonna Be The Future

A Pact, The Green-Democrats For The Future, Keep The Bastards From Drowning... ...

1997 October 20, Monday, 14:26

Rolling About On The Grass, Beautiful Day, A Few Finches, So Tiny, Flitting About In my Realm

Markets Drying Up For Aussie Goods And More Cheaper Stuff Dumped On The Market

A Whole Way Of Life Had Been Left Behind, Living Standards And Opportunities The Envy Of The World Have Gone, So Depressing

Another Horrifying Treatment They Dished Out To A Baby Girl Who Had A Deadly Infection

The Little Uncomfortable Uptight Upstart Has Left The Country Again...

1997 October 22, Wednesday, 16:06

Ex-PM Malcolm Frazer, Talking About Australia's Place In The World, The Chinese Premier Considered Him A Friend Of China

The Thinking For Most Of This Century Was To Grow The Country With Migration, Make Jobs

Irrational Fears Of Being Asian-Ised, Whereas In The Cultural Sense Australia Has Lapped Up The Asian Influences

American-Ised Australia Need Never Look To America Or Europe For Help In Any Conflict

Be Part Of Asia And Tie In To The Fortunes Of Our Neighbours

This Drawn Out Drama Of Naming Names Has Seen A Cardboard Box Plonked On The Table Of Parliament

Mad Millions Mike Is Being Wooed To Go Away

The Aussie Unions Wont Be Intimidated, So Blood In The Streets, Again, Hundred Years Go By, Then They Are At It Still

The Governor-General Sir William Deane, The Conscience Of The Nation, Making Some Excellent Speeches

Venus Is So Bright Sitting In Between Mars And Antares The Red Star Of Scorpio

1997 October 22, Wednesday, 22:56

Getting Into Bed With Industry Policies Where The Assistance Comes With Deals And Strings And Commitments

Malcolm's 50 Million Population, Goes Right Against The Dr Tim Flannery's Argument About The Natural Diversity Disaster

The Dog With His New Family Trusts Amendments, Wants To Be Able To Avoid Paying Tax

1997 October 23, Thursday, 18:31

Breast Feeding And How It Was Advocated To Give Babies All Sorts Of Assistance In The Early Weeks

A Small Head Was Bobbing Across The Water, It Was Some Sort Of Brown Kangaroo Rat Swimming

In The Denser Darker Shade Of The Mangroves, And There Is A Planet Up There, Shining In Broad Daylight

A Theme In The Collision Of Galaxies, Being Attracted To One Another

After The Supa-Nova The Remaining Condensed Matter Appears To Assume A Size Of Seven Solar Masses

Honkers, No One Goes There For The Excitement Anymore And Now The Stock Market, From Boom To Bust

Widespread Disappointment, Hewson Of The Mad Eyed Eco-Rat Religion, The Mad Gleam Was Back

Dirty Washing, Dear Oh Dear, I have Been Hearing Of Wun-Nation Dissension

1997 October 24, Friday, 13:56

Labor Parties Of The Industrial Unionists, The Only Power Of Democracy Is To Put In An Opposition Alternative Government

Soap-Boxing One Another, Like The USA Reckons China Is Down On Human Rights And China Reckons The USA Is Worse

Who Is The Capitalist West To Tell Them What To Do In Tibet, And Then The Pity Of Tibet, The Wonderful Dalai Lama

Will Picking On China Change Their Ways, Is The USA Gonna Insist On A Bigger Vietnam Style War

A Crisis In All Aspects Of Life It Seems, The Economies Collapsing And It Presents A Wonderful Opportunity Really

The Law Reform Commission Report Joins The Chorus Of Voices, How The Wicked Ten Point Plan Is An Unworkable Gobbledygook

A Few Old Connections With Past Lives To Be Disturbed By, Saddened By, And The Prospects Of New Lives

1997 October 25, Saturday, 12:44

Intrigued With The Microbial Molten Rock Eaters And Oil Deposits, They Reckon All Planets Might Have Them

The Microbial Constructors Of Long Chain Carbon Molecules, The Building Block Atom

Conjecture About The Living Universe, And How It Got Started And Why And Where Did The Rules Come From

There Never Will Be An Escape To Another Eden, Nothing Else, Nowhere To Go

Another Set Of Rules To Cater For The Subsequent Distillation Of Our Physics, Hmmm, They Say It's Speculative

There's A Faulty Brain, Like For The Most Part It Works OK, And Then Goes Off Into Godland

Just Where Does He Fit In The Resurrection Of His Puny Blink Of Time In The Sunlight, Oh There's No Futility If You Have Faith...

1997 October 26, Sunday, 17:01

A Decent Image Of Australia Into The Tour De France World, A National Effort

Good Clean Healthy Blokes Come Through And Instead Of Seeing These Steroid Pumped Gawks

The More They Say, Don't Panic! Ha, Be Interesting To See What The Holy Market Dishes Up

Whenever He Has What He Thinks Is A Win, It Puts The Rest Of Us Deeper Into ... ...

1997 October 27, Monday, 13:52

A History Of Royal Tours And Attitudes, The Prince Wanting To Be Governor-General, Ha

They Want To Be Reflected In Their President, A President To Mirror Their Perception Of Themselves

The Welsh Book That Came Down From His Grandfather, That His Brother Had Given Away Against Houie's Wishes

1997 October 28, Tuesday, 12:54

Try To Guess The Most Glamourous Winner By Picking What The Rest Of Them Think That The Rest Of Them Think

The De-Regulated Capitalist World, A 20-80 Scenario Of Rich-Employed To Poor-Un-Employed

Instead Of Relaxed And Comfortable It's High-Anxiety And Suicide

Dirty Tricks Politics Are Coming Straight From The Prime Minister's Department, The Advisor's To The Little King

The Double Dissolution Election, Where The Mighty Kim Is Saying To Prepare For A Racist Election Campaign

A Few English Lines On A Colonial Map For Right-Wing Behind The Times States And You're An Hour Late

1997 October 29, Wednesday, 19:20

Couldn't Resist, Did The Ride Again, Was Fabulous, A Cloudy Cool Day

Do You Believe? Buy, If You've Lost Your Faith, Sell, And They Were Cheering And The Cheaper Prices Brought In All The Sharks

The Work-Cover Union Rally In Melbourne, A Huge Crowd

The News Came Through That Good Ol' Nugget Coombes Had Reached The End

The Latest Michael Pallin Series Skirting The Pacific, Was Fantastic, Had Such A Lot Of Images That You'd Never Ever See

1997 October 31, Friday, 12:28

These Last Few Days Of Stock Market Chaos Have Been Another Bamboozled Period Of The Human Psyche

This Idea Of Capitalism Pops Up Again, Everyone Sees The King With No Clothes, These Buzz Words Keep Being Thrown About

Being Told How Technology Will Improve Our Lives, What A Hopeless Joke It Is, And The Youth Of The Planet Are Simmering

If This Hands-Off Capitalist System Is So Damned Good, How Come The Battler's Are So Worried And Concerned And Unhappy

Dignity And Skills And Security And Pride, Once A Global Chain Opens Up They Take Out Of The Community It's Independence

How Trapped We Are On This Precious Blue Living Planet

No One To Blame Except Consumers Of Capitalism, And No One To Help Us At All

1997 November 1, Saturday, 15:09

The New Big Summit Countries, The Giants Talking With Another, The USA Says This, And China Says That

It Was Like Gone With The Wind, And Frankly My Dear I Don't Give A Damn What America Thinks Of Internal Chinese Matters

So Many Millions To Clothe And Feed And Shelter, And That Socialism-With-A-Market Was Their Step On The Road

Communists Went Too Far In Socialising The Bells And Whistles, Capitalism Has Gone Too Far In Privatising The Needs

An Interesting Ideological Tussle, Wish I had Time To See The Outcome

China Had Saved Tibet Rather Than Dominated It, So The Culture Of Tibet Is To Be Shed, And The People Absorbed

That's The Revulsion Of China The Way They Treat Dissidents, But Is The World Going To Go To War Over It

A Competition To See Who Had The Best Cared For People, That Would Be A World-Warm-War, WWW III

But Then China Is Different

Privatising Industry, Downsizing Communism To Socialism, With All That Dislocation, The Unemployed Will Be Such A Problem

Powerful Dictatorship To Look After The Poor, Would Be The First Time In Capitalist History If It Did

The Colliding Galaxies, These Clusters Of New Stars Twinkling Out Of These Huge Squashed Clouds

Constitutional-Convention Has The Mono-Archies Playing Dirty, Maybe The Criteria Will Be: How The President Is Elected

The Keating Model, You Can't Have A Politician Or A Popularist, You Need The Parliament To Appoint Their Referee

Another Repression, Sitting On Oil And Food Resources The Individual Cultures Are Subsumed

The West Must Set The Example, Let Lots Of Cultural Diversity Thrive Is Best In The Long Run... ...

1997 November 2, Sunday, 16:39

Digging His Little High Heels In On The Drug Issue You'd Expect, Wonder What This Trick Of Perceptions Panders To

Rejected Intellects Put Back Into Research And Development, Might Be The Salvation Of The Nation

1997 November 4, Tuesday, 12:02

The Insufferable Ponsing About Of These Upper Class Droobs Were Still The Bane Of Decent People

The Idea Of A New Aussie Labor Simmering Away On The Back Burners Gives Rise To Hope At Last

Who Administrates The Shaky Isles, Land Of The Long White Cloud, In A Fog

World Famous Horse Whipping Industry, Produces Bloody Welts On The Skin Of Broken Animals

The Alternative Event, Pick The Dopey Punter, 'Twould Be A Clean Sweep... Or Maybe A Servitude Race

1997 November 5, Wednesday, 18:11

The Lightest Of Drizzles, So Me and Pooch Went Out Into The Wilds

The Aboriginals Have Called The Tory Government Racist Scum, Tim The Bucketloads Of Extinguishment Burgermeister Pops Up To Carry The Can

Nursing Home Bond Backdown, The Little Abysmal Twirp Is Whining Away To Appease The Deserting Voters

The Jabiluka Uranium Mine In Kakadu World Heritage Area

The Tories Are A Pack Of Shits, They Don't Belong In Power... Let's See Who They've Picked On

1997 November 6, Thursday, 19:44

Holding A Mirror Up The Australian People To See Themselves As A Nation

It's All Leaderhup Gary Cooper High Noon Style, With Evasive Eyes, Dog Will Lead

The Tories Were Heartless And They Wouldn't Be Voting For Those People Again, All That Educated Talk... ... Hmmph

My How-To-Vote Card

For All Those Busy GentlePeople Who Haven't Got The Time, Just Use My How To Vote Card

1997 November 8, Saturday, 16:20

The Story Of Rising Waters Brought About The Plot For A New Session With Houie

They Burn All The Fossil Fuels That This God Had Tucked Away To Keep His Little Blue Planet Blue

Hot And Bothered And Sweats, And Gets Cranky, And Storms And Rants And Rages

Real Estate Skyrockets, Mt Arrarat Has Fingernail Room Only

Competition, Survival Of The Killers, A Fight To The Death, They Whip The Poor Losers On The Oars

They Head For Tibet. A High Plateau, Above The Rising Waters, A Land Of Peace And Tranquillity

Coconut Palms, Plus All The Other Things You Really Need, Every Living Thing

1997 November 8, Saturday, 23:09

All These Pseudo Science Soulless Dogmas That The Right Wing Eco-Rats Have Been Waffling On About

Maybe This Democracy Does Need To Sort It Itself Out With An Election Of Principles

The Great Flood Story, It's Been Done Before, Me, Y'know, But It Fits So Well

1997 November 9, Sunday, 19:41

Just Let Michael Pallin Do It, He Says All The Things You'd Expect

'Twas A Temple Full Of Figures, Scary Ones And Many Heads, And The Big One With The Luvly Smile, Awesome

An Overwhelming Sense Of Longing For The Old Middle Kingdom Of China

Ghengis Kahn, He Tried To Make Them All Like Him... Whereas I like Everyone To Be Diversely Different...

Wish Someone Would Take Me to China Again, And Bring Some China Back Home There With Him Again

A Chinese Chicken Stirfry, So Hot, So Spicy And The Return Of The Last Descendent Of Ghengus Kahn In The Shadow

1997 November 11, Tuesday, 19:00

Anti-Social Deprived Thieves Took An Opportunity To Rob Poor Me, What A Debacle It Makes Of Your Life

The Letter The Little Squib's Speechwriter Wrote To The Monarchists

Ex-Governor-General Hayden, When He Waffled On About Missing Having His Shoes Polished, Well, It Sort Of Diminished The Star

The Boys As They Were Then, Just Young Twenty Year Olds Thrown Into The Eye Of The Storm

The Big Picture Man Makes A Move, He Is To Speak To Kerry O'Brien Tonight

I Have Been Elected By The Population Of Australia, You Have Been Elected By Bankstown

What's To Stop The Next Royal From Being A Bigger Dickhead

The Aboriginal Community Having Had A Prior Civilisation And Common Law Of Their Own, Those Rights Had Not Been Extinguished

There Was No Veto Over The Exploitation

To Be Bringing In Laws Against A Racial Minority, To Be Seen Discriminating Against The Rights Of Another Race

Was Like A Tonic For The Soul, His Brown Eyes, Deep, And Seeing Things So Well

Lord Of The Dance Is Blaring Out, Music Is So Good, The Spectacle Is So Tingling, The Connection Is So Real...

1997 November 12, Wednesday, 20:31

The Schoolboys Leave Off Their Studies To Pursue Bigger Bodies, The Fighting Movies Have Changed The Violence Levels

The Recollections Of The Done Deal In The Native Title Act Refuted What Keating Had Actually Done

Besides If The Native Title Was Extinguished By Labor Then What Is All The Fuss About

Besides All That The High Court Has Upheld The Common Law Rights Of The Aboriginal Community On Pastoral Leases

If The Right Thing Was Done They'd Be Denied Grazing Those Creatures Like Cattle And Sheep On These Fragile Lands

The Sniveling Little Lying Bastards Are Getting Under Everyone's Skin, The Tories Have These Hateful Characters

The Racist Credentials Of The Tory So-Called Liberals Of Yesteryear, Cripes, In Old Age The True Twisted Soul Is Revealed

1997 November 13, Thursday, 13:38

Whitey Had Brought The Wheel, And Shot Everything That Moved, Sir John Reckons That's Better Than How The Aboriginal Community Lived

When Paul Keating Came Out Of Retirement To Refute An Accusation, No One Reported What He Said

1997 November 15, Saturday, 12:34

Yana Wendt Did A Haughty Toss Of Her Hair At The Commercials, The Andrew Ollie Thingo...

Chasing Small Time Pimps, The Packervision Version Of Ratings Grabbing Has The Blonde Bird Catch The Old Man

Engaging Ellen Fanning, She Appeals To Me, She Could Be Interesting, Or Maybe Steve The State's Roundsman

How Horrified The Wonderful Nugget Would Have Been To See The Wicked Legislation Passed On The Day He Died

1997 November 15, Saturday, 23:03

As An Example For The Rest Of The Turkeys To Keep In Line, It's Going To Be Roast Turkey

1997 November 16, Sunday, 15:22

Despots? Look At The Two Basket Cases, Korea And Iraq, Both Suffering From One Man Rule

All You Can Expect From Commercial Media Is To Be Sold And Told What They Want You To Hear...

1997 November 17, Monday, 9:42

Take A Few Days Off And Let The Rest Of The World Go By...

1997 November 18, Tuesday, 19:22

So Much Criticism Being Dropped Into The Pot To Spice Things Up, Makes I just Want To Sit Back And Let Them Stew

1997 November 19, Wednesday, 19:32

Another One Of These Concentrations Of The Mind, The International Stage Has That Tension

Enormous Quantities Of Acid Were To Be Washing Into The Coastal Waters And Coral Reefs And Dugong Sea Grass Beds

More Frustrated Violence In These Issues, This Tory Government Is Stirring Up

Governor-General Sir William Deane Is Being A Leading Light In Speaking Up For The Victims Of The Tories

Indignation At The Cruel Nastiness Of The Current System, Globalisation Is Another Binge By Giant Monopolies

With All The So-Called Progress, How Come There's Such Dissatisfaction

Seems To me The Rot Started When The Free Trade Agenda Got Going...

1997 November 20, Thursday, 15:30

Charges Levied Upon The Consumption Of Our Natural Resources - A Revenue Source

How The Hell Would The Tories Ever Have Got Elected With Their Secret Agenda...

Strike Action In The Cricket, And Then Packervision Refused To Run The Anti-Gambling Advertisements

Export Industries, Have The Global Monopoly Buy Out The Ownership Of Aussie Businesses, Where Does That Leave Us...

Hats Off To Senator Bob Brown For Getting Rid Of All The Xtian Crap When Parliament Meets

1997 November 21, Friday, 22:01

After Lissening To The Australian Public, The Mighty Kim Launched The New Directions Today, The Philosophy

Sheryl Kernot, Nodding Approvingly, Cause Kim Cracked A Few Jokes About Changing Course In The Labor Party

Kim Made A Luvly Picture At Home With His Lovely Wife And New Kids And Lamented The Strains Of Political Life On His Home

The New Australian Labor Government Goods Train Is At The Draft Platform, Just Need To Get The Passenger Carriages Hooked Up

1997 November 23, Sunday, 14:37

There Must Be All These Parties Going On All Over, In All These Single Lives

A Double Dose To That Recommended As Wise, On The Sip Sip Sip Regime, So It's Blissfully Pissed

Trouble Is A Whole Swag Of Other Poor Souls Haven't Got-A-Life Anymore

It's A Rotten Feeling To Be Disgusted With Your Own Country, Instead Of Bursting With Pride

Peace And Pride, Those Things Are Important When Life Keeps Giving You The Horrors Every Other Day

Maybe The Net Does Have That Secret Freedom, Like Laurie Said, He Seems Like A Very Erudite Chap, And Con, He's True Blue

Poor Struggling White Men Stuck Down The Bottom Of The Pacific Trying To Hold Onto Cricket

Ponder Upon The Imponderables Of Cricket

When The Europeans Arrived The Aboriginals Had Preserved A Tread-Very-Lightly Style Of Living Upon The Land

Living By The Creek, Which Ran In To The Lagoon, Which Drained Into The Sea, Beneath The Southern Headland, With Oysters

A Most Gracious Basis To Accept Reconciliation On, Australians Ought To Feel Blessed To Have Such A Wonderful Offer

A Ceremonial Aboriginal President Of Australia, Would Give This Country A Good Name

Pauline Could Have A Place Reserved At Every Dinner, To Please Explain Her Feelings, About All The Other People In The World

As They Tick Off The Undesirables, The Fickle Finger Of Fatal Fascism Gets To Point At Everyone Else Cept Them

1997 November 23, Sunday, 18:53

The Party's Over, The Hangover From Booze Is Such A Drawback, Atheists Cannot Be Labeled With Anything Like The Wowers

1997 November 23, Sunday, 21:09

The Plight Of All Those Into A Second Stage Life And Doing It On Their Own

They Need The Definition Of Being Permanently Partnered, Appearing In Public Together

1997 November 24, Monday, 15:37

A Feeling Of Pride, Where Would Women Be Without Us Infamous Men, Eh?

1997 November 25, Tuesday, 14:08

The Hands For Wik On The Old Parliament's Lawns In Canberra, History-In-The-Making Feelings Are Said To Be In The Air

Pauline's Assignation With Her Nemesis Was Lampooned All Over The Radio And Newspapers To Howls Of Incredulity And Chuckles

A Pressure Group Gets To Be Seen And Heard And Vent Like That, Better Than Being Underground, Be Thankful For Small Mercies

1997 November 26, Wednesday, 16:48

How The Superiority Of Humans Over Other Humans Can Be Done So Easily, It's A Learned Tactic

When I was A Young School Boy, With Forest Coloured Eyes, He Took It Upon Hisself To Not Stand For The Queen, All Alone

New Boys Are Bastardised By Older Boys, The Boy Learns What It Feels Like And Then How To Dish It Out

The Racist Powers They Perpetuate On Those Infernal English Television Shows, There's The Soaps For The Third World Too

Saying The Land Was Vacant, When It Was Taken By Force And Never Paid For, The Promised Land Justification

1997 November 26, Wednesday, 21:07

Bizarre Already, And Now It's This Sydney Harbour Casino Star City, With Fireworks, But It's An Evil Edifice

1997 November 27, Thursday, 14:37

I never Could Stand Funerals But This One Beats... Well Approaches... The Princess Die Effort

Bondi Beach Had A Strange Cloud Come In From The Sea, It's A Sign! It's A Sign! The Scary Weather Prediction Is Wildfire

The Whore For The Big Bucks, Rubbing Shoulders With Rupert And The Luminaries, Crawling Back To Our ABC

The Australian Labor Party Soapbox Is Back

1997 November 29, Saturday, 21:28

Iran Into The World Cup... Never Mind, Seems The Muslim World Would Be Best Served

1997 November 30, Sunday, 09:18

There Is No Level Playing Field, Never Will Be, It's A Hazardous Golf Course Of Bunkers And Lost Balls

The Recalcitrant Mahatir Actually Trod On The Free Trade Toes Too, Makes For An Odd Bedfellow, Another Heretic

The Weather Is A Scary Place Now, I Woke To An Eerie Grey Morning With Smoke In The Air

The Little Dummy At The Wheel, Out Of Control, His Feet Don't Reach The Pedals, And He Can't See Over The Dashboard

If Only The Great Political Chasm Was Drawn Between Labor And The Greens

Harradine, He's A Closet Something Though, Impregnator, But To Have The Nation Hanging On His Every Word, It's Disgusting

Schindler's List Was Put Up Against The Opening Of The Star City For Gambling Nincompoops

The Rascals Government Of The Poverty Stricken, Drought Stricken, History Stricken, Papua-New-Guinea Basket Case

1997 November 30, Sunday, 20:01

Just A Fob Job... Made Me Sick When He Drivels, As Your Prime Minister...

The Way They Got Elected, They Fudged On The Policies, The Grand Tactic: Don't Tell Them...

World Climate Conference, Prophets Of Doom Predicting Fires Floods And Famine, Once We Thought The Future Looked Rosy

1997 December 1, Monday, 19:31

Kim Beazley Had An Air Of Assurance And Realism And Heart, And The Vision Was There, The Future

The Divisiveness Of A Double Dissolution Race Based Election, Could Ignite That Tit For Tat Intimidation And Violence

How Come You Can't Walk Into The Executive Suite And Offer To Do The Job For Four Million Rather Than Five Million

Consequences Of Social Disorders Caused By Unfettered Capitalist Markets Is Here, The Evidence Is It Hasn't Worked

There's This Fiddle Going On Now With Job Search, The CES Employment Service Being Privatised! It's Crazy!

What Happens When Corruptions Threats And Intimidation Wend Their Way Into These Upper Echelons Even More?

Give Way To The Imposition Of Whatever These Bail Out Bankers Put About, Isn't This History Repeating Itself?

1997 December 2, Tuesday, 13:08

Summer Just Started And The Fire Threat Is Sweeping Around The Fringes Of Sydney, Evacuations And Homes Burnt

1997 December 2, Tuesday, 22:50

Low Clouds Of Smoke The Brown And White Hot Smoke It Was, Rushing Overhead

1997 December 2, Tuesday, 23:40

A Few Glows Over In The Dark, And Then A Whopping Great Crash And Sparks

1997 December 3, Wednesday, 11:33

Prof. Paul Ehrlick, Saying How This Prime Minister Being Friends With Fossil Fuel Freaks Was A Good Reason To Dump Him

Politicians Who Represent Companies Rather Than People Ought To Be Chucked Out On Corruption

With A Thriving Damp Forest Humidifying The Air It Would Seem These Wild Fires Wouldn't Be So Severe...

Hazard Reduction Is Still The Best Option, Kick Out Hazardous Pollies, Start With The Little Let's Mine More Coal Gas Then

How Come Everything Happening In The Normal Course Of Events Seems So Dangerous

1997 December 4, Thursday, 08:05

The Sydney Morning Herald's 50,000th Anniversary Issues Has Been Engrossing With A Sweep Of Local History Laid Out

Herald Editorials, You Expect Some Closed Mind Conservative Crap... But Then That's Our Australian History...

Millions Of Dollars To Break The Unions On The Wharves

The Minister For Defense Real Estate Sales On Sydney Harbour Foreshores Was Dragged Away From His Pet Project

A Book Put Out On Lauding The Little Bigoted Twits Political History, Must Be The Thinnest Book

The Soapbox Taps Into So Many Expert Opinions, It Gets Addictive, A Constructive Feature Of The Internet World

He's Cute When He Gets Going Is Old Gough, What A Treasure

Gough Spoke With All The Flair And Fun He Brings To Light Things Up, He Went Into His Favourite Themes

He Quoted In Latin, We Shall Emerge And See The Stars Again... His Excellency Walked On Water Again...

1997 December 5, Friday, 18:58

The Last Day Of Having Mad-Mike Doing Our ABC, Drive Time Is Such A Relief

Racial Hatreds In The Looming Double-Dissolution Election Will Be Another Chapter In Black Armband History...

Forecasts Of Fiery Doom, Now The Wet Weather Has Come To Dampen Down The Fears

1997 December 6, Saturday, 16:32

Rejecting The Wik Amendments, Then Kim Beazley Did The Next Election Issues He'd Run On, A Decent Sized Prime Minister...

1997 December 7, Sunday, 21:08

Patriotism, 'Tis In The Air, The Night Of The Proms

With The Polls Crying For Leadership And Pride In Our Country, There Was Big Kim Beazley Stepping Into The Breach

We Can Be A Land Of Hope And Glory, We Can Never Ever Have Slaves, Not Like Some People

For The Little Bigoted Twirp To Say He Had A Covenant With Farmers Over Aboriginals Is Racist To The Black-Arm-Band Bone

1997 December 8, Monday, 14:32

The Mirror Being Held Up To The World At The Kyoto Conference Making Comparisons With Living Standards

Critical Mass Bike Rides All The More Pertinent, All These Petrol Heads Queued Up In Motoring Madness, Every Day

The Little Bigoted Twit Took The Podium To Whine Out Another Load Of Crap About Industry Policy And Tax Reform

Tax Reform, To Bring In A Carbon Tax Seems To Be One Tactic To Stabilise Emissions

Oh For The Days When Unions Were Strong, That's The Reason There Were Good Old Days, Unions Set The Standards Of Living...

These Eco-Rats And The Philosophy They Espouse, You Do What We Tell You, While We Do What We Like..

The Aboriginal Owners Have The Right To Use The Land So Long As They Don't Interfere With Grazing... That's All...

Our ABC, Drive Time, Thank God For A Real Journo, With A Bit Of Brain, A Real Personality

Could Be A Job For Unemployed Kids To Take Cameras And Shadow These Bludger Execs Buggarising Around

1997 December 9, Tuesday, 08:27

Ian Plimer Wanted Science Taught To Children As A True Discipline Against These Snake Oil Xtian Science Bull-Shit-Artists

Ian Plimer Was A Prime Candidate For The Order Of Australia Award As Against That Mel Show The Kids How To Kill Gibson

1997 December 9, Tuesday, 17:31

Less Than Half Voted? Crazy, Civicly Illiterate, They Just Don't Follow, Don't Understand, And Don't Want To, Not Interested

Branch Stacking Has Distorted The Parties, The Aussie Compulsory Vote Is A Good Thing, It's Inclusive

A Moving Moment In History To Evolve Into The New Republic, Would Have Been So Good For Everyone

1997 December 10, Wednesday, 12:31

That's What The World Needs, For Everyone To Get Treated Like A Dawg...

That's Dog's Day, To Follow In The Smelly Tracks Of The Little Wire Haired Terror

It's All On The Nose, So It's Gonna Be Musical Chairs Soon, Cause A Fresh Breezy Labor Government Is Coming

It's A Sign!!! And Then The Reserve Bank Of Indonesia Burnt Out The Top Floors, Superstition Feeds Into The Crisis

Escaping The Bonds To Earth, Free... And They Say The USA Is Retreating, Global Phobia

1997 December 11, Thursday, 17:50

Some People Take This Leap Of Faith To Wrap Themselves In A Simplistic Feel Good

The Tory's Workers Have Been Joining The Public Service Union In Order To Get A Decent Deal

Australia Portrayed As The Embarrassing Renegade, A Disaster For Australian Diplomacy, The Little Black Sheep Wont Join In

Another Form Of Nationalisation, Or Another Fire Sale To Another Gangster

A Plan To Get Rid Of The Word "Multi-Cultural"

1997 December 12, Friday, 13:32

The Hidden Agenda Of Petrol Heads Is To Get Rid Of Trams, Lay 'Em Down On The Rails And Run Over The Bastards

The Farmers Federation, They're The Ones With The Support For The Wharfie Wars, Good To See The International Response

The Issues Of Honour Facing The National Pride, Very Impressive Was Pat Dobson, He Has A Real "Look"...

1997 December 13, Saturday, 12:33

Sheryl Had A Past, She's Got A President Clinton Romantic Side That Every Other Woman Probably Envies

Makes For A More Rounded, More Filled In, More Experienced Life, So I reckon It Will Add To Her Allure

To Change Your Opinions Given The Latest Knowledge Is The Scientific Method, Crucial To Maturity In Ideas

1997 December 13, Saturday, 17:43

That Very Homely Feeling And Also The Cleverness Of Inventiveness

1997 December 15, Monday, 13:52

A Uranium Tailings Dam, Using Acid Leeching, Sitting On An Acquafier, In Amongst The World Heritage Areas

Democracies Turning A Blind Eye, And Ear, And Remain Indifferent, On A Feed Of Mind-Numbing Nonsense On Television

One Small Isolated Story, Of The Threat To The Minds

Brought Up On Cartoon Violence, Television Kids Are A New Phenomena, The Baby Boomer's Kids

That Hidden Camera In The Kindergarten

Surely There's The Ability To Ban Land Clearing, Stop The Violence Against The Living Natural Worlds

Deciding Whether To Take Blended Human-Pig's Heart Transplants... The Real Issue Is How DNA Is Being Wiped Out

1997 December 15, Monday, 23:49

Noel Pearson, The Aussie Aboriginal With Leadership Thrust Upon Him, It's Time, To Put Up Your Hands For Australia !

There Could Be Kim Beazley And Sheryl And Noel, The Three Co-Existence Icons, Excellent...

1997 December 16, Tuesday, 13:39

The Last Aussie Digger From The First World War, The War To End All Wars, Was Said To Be Against Glorifying It All

There's No Apology, They Say It Was A Different Time And Space

Sorry From A Mean Mouth Means Nothing Anyway, Just Face It, They're Not Sorry...

Seems Wrong To Reject Noel Pearson By Labor, But Right For Him To Be There With His Own Constituency, A Special Case

1997 December 17, Wednesday, 13:17

Stand Up All Those Wun-White-Nation Red-Necks Who Want To Be Treated Like They Want To Treat The Rest, No One

Oh Dear, Personal Lives

If Only Human Beings Would Act Responsibly, Too Busy Preaching Conceit About Their Dominion Over Every Damned Thing...

1997 December 17, Wednesday, 20:25

A Little Giggle, 'Twas Over Noel Pearson Standing In The Seat Of Benelong, And Unseating The PM

The Benelongians Could Vote For Noel Pearson, They Share The Same Heroes In So-Called Liberal Legends Even

Benelong Blue Ribbon So-Called Liberals Could Set The Record Straight About History And Justice And Reconciliation, Glorious History

1997 December 18, Thursday, 22:17

Dawg's Name, President Clinton's Got Buddy, But They're All Precious When They Play Ball, Aren't They Celeste

The Balance Of The High Court Will Now Swing In The Balance, From Justice To Orthodox Decisions

Evelyn Scott The New Reconciliation Woman Made A Fashion Statement, Loved Her Big Black Hat

1997 December 20, Saturday, 13:57

Opinions To Secure His Position As The Conservative C, Prevents The QC From Queensland Making Judgments On Race

This Queen's Conservative C, Self-Disqualified, Tory Appointee, Will Carry That Questionable Q Stigma Now

For The Separation Of Powers To Work There Ought To Be A 3/4 Majority Of Both Parliamentary Houses

Another Irony Of This Final Tory Reign That They Kill Off Their Chances To Stack The Decks...

Losing On The High Rollers, Rolled By The Suckers Against The Percentages

That Image Of Police Lines On The Steps Of The Victorian Parliament Have That Jeff Stamp Of Style About Them

The Revived Senator Sherry, A Very Likeable Chap, Will Face The Tormentors Again

Those Special Seasonal Days Are More Appropriate For Festivities, Life On Earth Regulates Itself To Them For A Start...

1997 December 22, Monday, 16:00

A Black Market Town At It's Most Rapacious, You Wouldn't Want To Live There

What A Disappointment To See The Great Jungle Being Infected With Corporate Greed

Corporatism And The Way These Dogmas Instill Themselves, And The Rich Get Richer And The Poor Get Poorer

A Great Leap Of Faith

1997 December 23, Tuesday, 13:32

Those Talks Of His Are Excellent, Having That Voice Of The Renegade Go Against All The Rhetoric Of The Perceived Wisdoms

1997 December 24, Wednesday, 20:09

The Way Of The World Then, Anyway, If Luck Be A Lady Tonight, There Was A Bottle Of Liqueur Mead Came My Way

1997 December 25, Thursday, 00:34

There's The Nein Version Of Xmas With That Frontline Standin, Gees He's Cute, Make A Good President

There Is A Need To Feel Patriotic And To Be Doing Something Worthwhile

The Non-Atheists You Have To Zip Up To, To Be Kind, Cause They Mean Well, Jesus They're A Pain

A Luvly Mob To Put Their Hearts And Souls And Feelings On The Line, It's Been Good Having Soapbox Back

Cynically Overwrought, Too Shattered To Discern And Appreciate Those Times When Cynicism Is Misplaced

Hasn't This Happened Before, Time And Again, It's A Great System The Free Market, If You're A Vulture...

The Russians Can Have Fast Food And He Can Collect A Fee...

1997 December 25, Thursday, 14:02

The Twenty Years Of Experiment In The Globalised Privatised Capitalist Free Trade Markets, Has Failed

Another Damn Revolution Required To Re-Nationalise The Communities Assets And Re-Regulate The Markets, And Direct The Energies To Where Work Needs To Be Done

Another Deep Look Into The Mandelbrot Set, The Fingerprint Of God, A Black Roundish Bumpy Thing With Endless Hairs

1997 December 26, Friday, 13:21

Someone Better Get Out There As The New Messiah For The Distribution Of Wealth, Happiness And Freedom From Work...

Looking Back On 100 Years Of Further History, Be Interesting To Know Now

1997 December 27, Saturday, 20:00

A Lover, A Real Lover, There's Always The Time For The Final One...

1997 December 28, Sunday, 12:37

A Popularity Contest For The Death Penalty

A Brief History Of Time, It's Been The Easiest Read For Ages, It Just Unravels Luvly

The Tantalising Vagueness Of Gravity Itself, So Weak On The Particle But So Strong In Collective Influence

For Me to Have A Decent Book Of Thoughts To Read Over The Xmas Break Was The Saving Grace...

Shovel-Fulls Of Old Dark Age Shit Are Turned Over To Capture Credulous Minds..

1997 December 29, Monday, 13:31

Anthony Hopkins Reckoned He Had To Learn To Act Happy, Con Himself

A Hopeless Degrading Nineties, Going Backwards Instead Of Forwards, Losing Living Standards, Facing Insecurities

Working Life In The USA, Abysmal, Low Slave Wages, No Welfare, A Work Or Starve Ethic, The Great Society...

1997 December 30, Tuesday, 13:09

Hello And Goodbye

Was Going To Do A Re-Run Of The Year But, But, But, It's All Been A Non-Event

1997 December 30, Tuesday, 20:51

Characteristics Of The Left And Right

1997 December 31, Wednesday, 21:06

The Special New Years Eve Good News Week, Thank God For Our ABC

Light Shows In The Night Time To Waken The Spirit, Pity When Soulless Cretins Have To Horn In On The Good Things In Life...

Time For A New Life, Paint Your Waggon, Assume A New Persona, Go Forth And Defeat Tyranny And Save The World

Wow, Looks Like A Ghost Train Went Back And Forth Across The Harbour Bridge, and Thank the sponsors...

Resolutions, It's A Lot Better To Be A Bad Boy And You Know It Gets You Everywhere

Push A Line, A Basic Line, Something Simple, Like The Self Sufficiency Of A Region

Doing The Stuff Of Life, Producing Planning Caring And Sharing, And Involved, And Busy With Life, Not Left Out And Abandoned

Globalised Supply Lines That Can Be Used To Whip You Into Shape, Conform Or Else

Some Peoples Know Where They's Going, And Some Peoples Don't... Nope It's Just Some People Going Somewhere, And Some People Going Nowhere...

1997 December 31, Wednesday, 23:48

Still 19 Flipping Ninety Flipping Freaking Seven With The Little Freaking Baldy Headed Little Runt Running Things, What A Bugger...

The Sexist Disparity Of Being A Woman In Politics, Being In Bed With Everyone... Sheryl Wasn't Seduced, She Wasn't Wooed

1998 January 1, Thursday, 00:01

Let's Hope It's A Good One, Without Any Fear, Yippeeeeeeee A New Year, For Old Lang's Sign

Fin