Cave-Hermits Union of Australia ~Newsletter Journals~

September 2003

2003 September 1, Monday, 19:06

The Backyard Duties

Lit The Barbeque Just As Major Tom Called Me To Have A Few Beers

Everything Had A Story And Even His Wife

He's The Original James Bond

He Never Speaks Of Active Service Things But Goes On With All The Other Anecdotes

His Two Scotties Are Now His Company

His Wife, She Must Have Been A Terror For Egalitarian Aussies

He Gave A Dissertation On The Jews

It's All Over The Jews, Since They Got Israel And Moved The Palestinians On

The Queen, He's One Of Those Fawning Lovers Of The Livery

The Ayreshire Dray, With Eight Huge Lovely Draught Horses

A Royal Blind Loyal, He Loves All The Crown Affairs This Is Ground Control To Major Tom...

2003 September 2, Tuesday, 10:56

The Credit Collapse To Come, The Next Depression Warning

2003 September 3, Wednesday, 13:55

Downloaded Fixes Last Night Till 3 Am

2003 September 4, Thursday, 16:58

A Perfect Day Out There

The Carillon, Looks Like A Special Place, And Then The Boat House

Up Anzac Avenue Through The Memorials And Had The Echoes Of Thoughts

I Saw Major Tom Again, What A Coincidence

He Used To Be A Guide In The Old Parliament House, A Guide? Hmmm, Imagine Who You Could Meet

Rode Past All These House Homes All Different, All Sort Of Cute And Little And Snug

2003 September 15, Monday, 16:45

The Folk Festival At Jamberoo

Allargando The Peugeot Gypsy Man, He Had Built A Bush Bass Like A Commode

Then Amanita Came Over, Had The Ferals Look And Could Play The Mandolin

Saw A Fabulous Act, Vardos, Girls From Melbourne Romanian Gypsy Roots

Vardos Were Fabulous, And The Fiddler Yolana Was Such A Classic

2003 September 17, Wednesday, 09:13

Can't Get Through The News Much Anymore, It's The Little BullArtiste Giving The Lie To Just About Everything

The Real Justifications Are More Likely To Have Been Some Texas Lounge Chair Reassurances By The Balmy Bush Administration

Surely A Nice Long List Of Debacles By The So-Called Liberal Govt Of Australia Would Make Polls Swing

How The Ideology Of These Dry Heartless Anti-Public Service Creeps Have Changed Society

Government Have Thrown Their Hands Up And Said You Take The Risks, You Look After Yourself, You Deal With The Problems...

Small Government Chants, And Cut Taxes, And Globalism And Free Trade Mantras That Are Just Rubbish

Tax Big Business, And Tax Imports, Do Some Wealth Distribution By Way Of Cutting Edge Jobs

When Are We Ever Gonna Hear Someone Championing Protection For Aussie Jobs And Industry And Farming

The Last Music Festival Was A Reflection Of Those Ways Of Life Going Wrong

The Old Traditions Of Generous Participation And Enjoyment Given Way To Consumerism And Yuppie Ungraciousness

The World's Weather Contortions From The Destruction Of Nature, What A Result From Life On Earth, The Dying Gaia

2003 September 22, Monday, 09:16

Raise Taxes

Tax The Speculation Sector, Like They Do Bugger All But Bet On Numbers

Use Tax To Mould Society To Produce The Best Outcomes Where Jobs Provide Customers, That’s' The Secret Of Capitalism

Provide More Interesting Jobs And Innovation Becoming The Mainstay Of Competition Not Just Price

Want A Job? Become A Boat Person To China...

Economist Gurus, Just Like Their Historic Precedents, Witch Doctors, Stargazers, Astrologers And Priests

They Used To Complain About Aussies Living In Cotton Wool When We Had A Mixed Protected Economy

Into A Recycling Bin Would Be Good, With A Worm Farm To Digest Their Latest Economic Speculations

We Now Have Living By Threat

Force Fed Democracy, So Distasteful...

Lawlessness, Everything That Gets Deregulated Ends Up Ripping You Off

The Disappearance Of Integrity From Society

Polls Are Taken And Become The Whip For Any Other Opinion

They Said We Are The Most Well Informed Society In Economics, Cripes, Sold The Dummy I'd Call It

Doing The Chifley Thing?

There's All These Traditional Working Class Problems Writhing About In The Economy, Why Doesn't Labor Stand Up For Them?

The Veil, How This Religious Sign Has Become So Divisive And So Discriminating, And So Evil In Effect

2003 September 25, Thursday, 10:11

The United Nations, Finally, At Long Last, Now It's Necessary Again, For Running The World

Say 200 Seats Are Provided And The World's Population Enrolls

Having Vetoes Should Also Be Democratic So Maybe There Should Be Twenty With Vetoes

You Just To Have A Dominant Culture Declared For It, Earthlings

The Highest Crime Of Treason To The Planet Would Have To Be Corrupting The Democracy Of Such A Process

But Then Who Is The Sovereign Power Of Earth?

So What Do You Need? A Collective Action By The Whole World To Democratically Deal With The Problem

It's All So Obvious, As The Likeness Of Bush To A Chimp

The Interesting Thing Would Be How To Enrol Yourself In One Of 200 Seats?

You End Up Positioning Yourself In A Seat That Represents Your Best Interests

Having Ticked Your 200 Causes, Then You Would Be Smoothed Into Amalgams Of The Closest Ticks

A Majority For One Speaker, Representing 1/200th Of The World's Population Who Want To Be With One Another In More Ways Then Not

Giving Out How To Tick Slips? If You Tick These 200 Ticks You'll Get Green Social Service Seat 66

An Earthling ID Number

Access To Vote? What An Enormous Invasion Of Privacy, And You'd Have To Store Each Earthlings 200 Preferences As Well

2003 September 30, Tuesday, 09:25

A Reshuffle In The So-Called Liberal Party In Australia It's Like Rearranging The Firing Squad For Blind Justice

The People The Little Twitch Puts In Charge Always Have That Dracula In Charge Of The Blood Bank Quality

The Pope Does A Reshuffle Of Cardinals To Perpetuate The Pedo Club

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