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1999 February 1, Monday, 20:50

Picking On Slow Learners Who Are Illiterate

All this crap about picking on slow learners who are illiterate, as if they planned it so young in life in kindergarten, so later on in life they could go on the unemployable dole, as if the purposefully Illiterate Tory Ministers can read and comprehend the Conflicts of Interest Code... And then the Republic garbage being put about to kill it off, like sticking in a diluted preamble, and the attacks on the Our ABC from white anting it from the inside while they make them flog off their assets... It's so abysmal this Tory Government in Australia...

1999 February 11, Thursday, 21:27

Gone Off Billy Conolly When He Tells Those Off Colour Stories

And I have gone off Billy Conolly when he tells those off colour stories and gets too much dependence on smut... Although has had some good ones about the scary plane, and hitting the ground like a dart, and being discovered by archeologists later who think it's a river from the life saver vests...

1999 February 12, Friday, 22:36

Down The City, A Sort Of Honey Pot Of Young Things Cavorting About To Be With It, And Flaunt It

Saw it all tonight down the city, there are these Harbour Cruises that have a sort of honey pot of young things cavorting about to be with it, and flaunt it, and the big cruise ships were in, the Chinese dancer with the little boom box on the Quay, the Scottish piper had just left....

On The Train There Was A Labourer, A Big Competent Woman, A Fashion Statement, And Then The Tribe Gets On

On the train there was a labourer, he was a young bloke in a baseball hat sitting opposite, big and strong blue eyed blonde, the other corner had a big competent woman, housewife manager with a great big bunch of white flowers and a New Idea to hold up in her face, then a fashion statement got on, he had a cartoon Dick Tracy hat, and pale rocky horror skin, and looked like Bono from U2, and was affected, Oh flowers too! I got mine at ,, where'd you get yours, I wanted more of these, but I could only get the two... type thing, she monosyllables to him and keeps turning New Ideas... Then the tribe gets on, about a dozen and some in prams and some of big and small...

The big girl sits next to me and she says about the flowers to Dick Fancy Tracy, Are they for me? And the talkative Star Quality gave a spiel of them being for his grandmother and the black girl says Ok, I was only joking...

Her Non Compus Mentis Boyfriend, Says Nothing Just Sways And Intimidates

And then her non compus mentis boyfriend comes hovering over her, completely out of it, he holds out his hand, says nothing just sways and intimidates she starts saying Don't #$%@ing hit me and I'm not giving you nothin and such...

A Wun-Notion Wonky Wun, And He Speaks To Others About How The Bluddy Abos Are This And That...

They sit together then and keep making loud talk, then there's great big fat guy, in a striped shirt going the wrong way, he's a Wun-Notion Wonky Wun, and he speaks to others about how the bluddy Abos are this and that...

Another Voice Pipes Up, Shrill And Certain, And The Heroine Starts A Rave On This Euro Racist Wonky

So then there's another voice pipes up, shrill and certain, and the heroine starts a rave on this Euro racist Wonky, and she stands there and gets into the politics of justice, and the fair go, and the emotions of victimisation... When the fat guy gets off, the Hero In The Hat sort of curses his departing back, then gets into animated talk with the heroine who, poor girl, had completely flabbergasted herself and was hot and bothered, and had to sit and calm down...

And the centres of attention never said boo much after that, the intimidation was just the normal tiff and fighting style of the couple, and soon she had her arm over his shoulders and was canoodling...

All the while there was the champion, flushed with righteousness, and proud she got involved...So the brave little lady sat back and was quiet again, and to look at she was wonderful, the strong Celtic face and auburn hair and just the right age... To know her... Maybe some other day then...

 

1999 February 14, Sunday, 13:54

The Labor Party Is Dropping It's Policies For A Rewrite

The government philosophy is driving people crazy, and now it seems the Labor Party is dropping it's policies for a rewrite, and to invite the wishes of the Party, if not the community, to come forward, just to adhere to the basic principles of fairness and opportunity, well how about compulsory unionism and tariff walls and self sufficiency first, and then evolve our own mixed economy of Government and Private enterprises competing for the cake... And just export the overproduction... And aim for less work per person, and time for children, and sharing the wealth and to eliminate the under class life, not the way the Tories do, but to bring them into the community happily... How about Three Days On, Two Days Off as well, utilise the infrastructure properly and install the electric trams again and treat it like a Snowy Mountains Project and provide real employment in the Public Service rather than domestic servants for the Globalists...

They Keep Saying The Future And Keeping Up And Progress, And Where Is It Taking Us? Don't You Worry About That...

They keep saying the Future and Keeping Up and Progress, and where is it taking us? Don't you worry about that... Besides what the hell is democracy for but to govern the populace, it's not to deregulate and give away responsibilities to private unaccountable people, driven by profit, the democracy is to govern and take care of the welfare of the populace, these small government people are just rip-off artists, getting their filthy hands on the assets of the people is their main aim in life, and to cut out any government that will try and control them...

What A Load Of Buzz Words They Come With This Time, Mutual Obligation Garbage

And the most frustrating disgust comes from having the dumb Aussie vote those conservative cretins in... As if they're concerned in any way at all about them, what a pack of hopeless jokes... And there's no where else to go... Jesus H Christ, now it seems that Tanner bible thingo is gonna get airplay, what a load of buzz words they come with this time, Mutual Obligation garbage, some people just need to be looked after, everyone does, what's the big deal about being so mean...

Become Unionised, Get Together And Vote For What You Want And Then Demand It, It Works Better Than Church

Fact is, the only real chance the general populace has is, wait for it: To Become Unionised, small unionists get together and vote for what they want and then demand it, it works better than church, you ain't never gonna get your prayers answered, but with unions you can perform the miracles yourself, it's amazing how much those big corps can afford when they're confronting shut downs, and the little people can continually strive through the Unions to get a better standard of living, cause the governments wont, they get progressively right wing, and they cut away benefits, strip people of their little pleasures while they indulge themselves...

The Basic Equation, You Can Never Take Away The Class War

That's always the basic equation, you can never take away the class war, the Bosses And Workers situations in life, that eternal conflict has to be enshrined in some basic level of unionism, just to keep the balance, cause now it's tipped way up for them and way down for everyone else... The unions take power into your own hands and as long as it's democratic it's your only chance...

Real Democracies Have Free Unions And Free Press And Protected Public Broadcasters, And What Have We Got?

And Unionism has been given a bad name by the Private Media Owners, real democracies have free unions and free press and protected public broadcasters, and what have we got? Anti unionism pervades, the press is privately owned in two or three hands, and the Public Broadcaster is being Privatised to death... So we all shall at that rate...

 

1999 February 17, Wednesday, 14:27

Wars Flared Up In Our Faces Today In Sydney, Shut Down Some Streets

One of the Wars flared up in our faces today in Sydney, shut down some streets. Locked Out, off limits on some buildings of the big city, disruption, the fragile space in which we live, the pressure cooker heat in the original Europe is blowing the safety valves, now the Communist Bloc has gone, And the New Europe is wringing it's hands, and looking the other way, and now the outraged Kurdish Freedom Fighters too, take petrol into a Sydney building, at the expense of their Aussie hosts, that's the stupid thing, and they set fire to themselves, that ain't so smart, and turns on the bad publicity spotlight for uninformed masses who vote automaton it seems, a mesmerised majority, in Australia the symbol of political insanity is the current Prime Minister, an elected representative at that, an amazing crud...

The Feeling Of Having Your Country Controlled By Moronic Dogma-Addicts

Having the country in the hands of this Conservative Ratbagism is the worst... It's diabolical. It's stirring though, how the feeling of having your country controlled by moronic dogma-addicts just inspires a few words in the antithesis... They're so wrong it's mind boggling... Watch while history repeats itself...

1999 February 17, Wednesday, 15:03

Edicts And Announcements Coming From This Weirdo Australian Government

Time after time you hear the edicts and announcements coming from this weirdo Australian Government, the Right Wing Anti-Labor Coalition, and you just have to grope in disbelief, where the hell are they coming from, it's like being run from GHodspell or something, they're just so bluddy stupid... The missing World Philosophy sticks out, like they perceive their problems in the smallest dominions, like tax and such, the very nature of the human welfare and planetary well-being just dwarfs their tiny little conflicts of interest... What a lot of Little Jerks...

As If A Real Country Could Have This Thingamejig As A Prime Minister, He's Too Small For The Job...

Having this Prime Minister descend upon us is the depths of something, as if a real country could have this thingamejig as a prime minister, he's too small for the job... He's small minded and small sighted and everything about him is small, cept for the damage he does, and that big flat hat, and the big stupid grin...

And That's Another Thing, Having Almighty No Show God In The Bluddy Preamble, What A Freako To Endorse That...

It's the ultimate turn off, like how can anyone with half a brain indulge this pinhead in anything sensible... And they think they're clever too. Jesus h f christ, and that's another thing, having almighty no show god in the bluddy preamble, what a freako to endorse that... Mr Superstition is running the stupid country...

1999 February 18, Thursday, 21:47

Hair-Brained Ideas Coming Straight Out Of Some Creep Right Wing Manic Mind, It's Destroying The Nature Of Australia

To come out of the world of work and hear the latest edicts from those Anti-Labor people in the Aussie Government, it's like, horrifying, every day there's new hair-brained ideas coming straight out of some creepy right wing manic mind, it's destroying the nature of Australia and what's worse it's setting the creepy cruel agenda...

Hardwood, Old And Solid And Enduring... It's In Wa And They're Being Cut Down For Peanuts, Irregardless Of The Consequences

And tonight in particular there's the Karri forests and the other fabulous tree being "harvested", crap, being stolen and vandalised and desecrated, the hardwood, old and solid and enduring... It's in WA and they're being cut down for peanuts, irregardless of the consequences, and there's these absolute twits in control of it, like IronBar, and there go these priceless trees and natures gift of a real living in irreplaceable forest, and they go on with social insults and sneering, real smart, and no one can deny that most of the forests everywhere are missing...

1999 February 21, Sunday, 12:18

Conspiracy Theorists Who Actually Do It, All Their Secrecy, To See How Far They Can Go And Get Away With

The Anti-Labor forces in the Aussie Government, the impossible conspiracy theorists who actually do it, all their secrecy, to see how far they can go and get away with, not even revealed to the Party itself, the secret agenda they say they haven't got it? And now it's Who's the troublemaker? They have to be set aside at least, where's the voice of protest in Corporate world? Who's lissening?

What A Way To Start The New Preamble, Under Santa, Under The Tooth Fairies

Oh god, Under Almighty God, jesus ha christ what a way to start the new Preamble, Under Santa, Under the Tooth Fairies, and today they had an IQ test article in the paper and how it doesn't show the braininess, what they need for the first question: Do you believe in god? And if it's yes tick them off as stupid... If they believe in the Free Market, best put them in some remedial slow learner course...

To Be Fair To The Poor They're Gonna Tax Their Food And Take Off The Luxury Taxes And Cut Income Tax For Rich People

Just to be fair to the poor they're gonna tax their food and take off the luxury taxes and cut income tax for rich people with jobs... Advance Australia Fair, with more slaves brought in from SE Asia to pick tomatoes... What has the market become, the cruel taskmaster? It's not us, it's the Market Forces... That's the excuse... It's just social adjustment, besides I'm too busy to be worried about people who aren't needed anymore, look if they don't fit an economic need then they're not in the budget, which reminds me, got to trim that budget... Gluttons for punishment...

 

The Words Coming Out Around Lindsay Tanner

As a basic principle I see nothing wrong with those being helped by government being expected to do something to help themselves. The difficult questions lie in the level of these expectations, and the sanctions imposed for refusal to participate. Clearly the emphasis needs to be on encouragement rather than punishment, and the level of obligation being imposed should reflect the quality of assistance offered.

So far all the words coming out around Lindsay Tanner leaves poor me cold, he reckons we should specialise in what we do best and then starts talking Hi-Tech, as if that's our Forte, what about all the little people who could have their own little businesses in a lot of little towns and do things in their own way if it wasn't for all this imported stuff arriving, he wants to hook up to the runaway horse of Globalism... He sees the changed world and how big it is and how you have to get into it and reckons there has to be new ways to regulate the world, no use doing it locally, he's trying to stop the stampede, he'll just grab onto the Main and be thrashed about in the wind... Means well though...

 

Best Look After The Homeland First And The People Here And Protect Ourselves From Those Big Markets, They'll Eat Us Alive

But if that's the Labor Party representing the Aussies of tomorrow, it's a dismal picture of always being third rate and struggling for crumbs from all the big neighbours, best not, best look after the homeland first and the people here and protect ourselves from those big markets, they'll eat us alive, it's a casino, just don't go in, don't place any risky bets...

Look Inwards... Ha They Hate People Saying That... They Always Complain About Inward Looking...

Keep the money at home in the household budget and Look Inwards... Ha they hate people saying that... They always complain about inward looking... Why what's wrong with it? Too much security peace happiness and contentment? Not enough excitement? Bluddy drips...

All This Political Cleansing Going On, Get Rid Of The Evidence... Oh Well Back To The World Monopoly...

Australia should be a well kept secret... Well it's more so anyway, they're destroying all the damaging records and Our ABC Archives have been mysteriously wiped, must be all this political cleansing going on, get rid of the evidence... Oh well back to the World Monopoly...

The Unions Were There Once Making Life Cushy...

They go around crowing about Australia having to wake up, Wake Up? What from? Just what are they working for anyway, the unions were there once making life cushy... Well that's what they're there for, why should only the rich get it cushy? Scuse me? Oh yes the Xtian country, work six for one day off... Who wrote that one?

1999 February 24, Wednesday, 20:19

They Even Have The Hide To Knock Off The Uni Unions, What A Pack Of Third Rates To Have In Power

Politics is such a drag, all bad news and inevitable, this country is full of dopes... Deserve it... They even have the hide to knock off the Uni Unions, what a pack of third rates to have in power, and the Little Bigoted Twit wants to write the Preamble, with god in it for Christ's sake, what a turkey, sorry turkeys, what a turd...

1999 February 26, Friday, 21:56

The Gerry Adams Snub In Australian Anti-Labor Politics

The Gerry Adams snub in Australian Anti-Labor Politics shows you just what you're up against in that English Celtic war, the Protestant Catholic war, the We're Really Sorry We Genocided You war... Thanks to people like the Little Warmongering Racist Bigoted Twit we got as PM, a disgrace, this country is suffering under a disgraceful government... And they're bent on their hateful vendettas, what an intolerant lot of shits they are...

1999 February 27, Saturday, 13:52

The Agencies Follow The Employers Conditions, They're No Advocates For The Individual

Another movement to your isolation from help is the private employment agency, instead of a Union, cause they bitch about union fees, the suckers are being robbed blind by employment agencies taking a cut in all their incomes, huge cuts and they stay meek, and the agencies follow the employers conditions, they're no advocates for the individual, you're just a piece of meat to be shunted around while they rip you off... Unions should step into that gap, be made to show up that garbage of contractual rights world with no enforcement, the Government having reneged on it's obligations to protect it's citizens and transferred powers of sanctions to private exploiters, it's the system of throwing chits to the Wharfies they once had... A private agency can cut off the safety net... Shake your head in disbelief, this generation are queuing up for the cleaners...

1999 February 27, Saturday, 22:33

Gerry Adams Made A Wonderful Speech, That's The Good Thinking Coming To The Fore There...

Gerry Adams made a wonderful speech, that's the good thinking coming to the fore there... He's got a good heart and intelligent and committed to a dream of equality and peace and make our own history, he joked about the Little Drip, he went in the most inspiring speech Poor me has heard for such a long long time, put it all so clearly, the decommissioning bit was good when he described the thoughts of the different sections and what drives them, and the class distinction piece was the crux too, the peace process was where you were honest, and the trickery of the Poms was their difficulty in facing up to reason, and the kids, the future, and the speech about binding up the wounds after the civil war in the US...

How Global Embarrassment Was The Tactic That Worked, Getting On The World Stage To Show Them Up Did It...

So it was Jerry Adams with the persuasion to show up the Jingoes in the Anti-Labor forces... He made an excellent speech with statesmanlike qualities that just aren't around anymore in Australia, since Paul Keating lost to their tactics... A brave man armed with the truth and clarity and knowledge and intelligence, said how global embarrassment was the tactic that worked, getting on the world stage to show them up did it.... And the peace goes on, he says we have to give the peace leaders from the Protestants a fair go and support them... Wouldn't go so far as to ever vote for them, ever, too tricky...

Fin


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