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2002 May 1, Wednesday, 16:04
May Day In Sydney, M1 Protesters Putting On A Protest In The City Streets
May Day in Sydney, M1 Protesters putting on a protest in the city streets, having mounted horses to deal with, they have so many things to protest about, there's Globalisation and Free Slave Trade, and the wars on all the downtrodden, the War on Terrorism has so many applications, you can blame anyone in opposition now as terrorists, and use the police to suppress them, although it's just providing bad publicity for a sound bite news report, none of the issues will be reported, they are bad mouthing the protesters instead, well I didn't see any protesters turning up on innocent animals, why bring horses into it? Then that idiot Drive Time guy on 702BL went into the usual ratbaggery, and some of the feeble minded people he attracts on talk-back are always wearing blinkers...
2002 May 13, Monday, 21:30
Stupid White Men, Takes The Mickey Out Of The Bush Administration
There's a great new book called Stupid White Men, takes the mickey out of the Bush administration, but he also does a prayer to their Wonder God for each bigoted twit to be transformed overnight into their targets, like priests wake up abused alter boys type thing...
2002 May 16, Thursday, 12:55
Immature Immune Systems, So We Were Reminiscing About What We Did When We Were Kids...
Sent this in to Our ABC radio for consideration by the James Valentine Show:
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We got talking this morning about those kids living in cleanliness and having immature Immune systems, the detergents and soaps and indoor living giving them allergies and skin diseases and lack of coordination and thumbs that do the pointing, so we were reminiscing about what we did when we were kids... |
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Well, we came up with so many things... |
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Shove a penny started it, but can't remember how it went, probably on a hotel bar, but then the childhood memories started flooding back, and I thought James would love this stuff for a topic on his show... |
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Here's our list: |
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French cricket, in the middle of a circle, you used a bat to stop them hitting your legs with the ball... |
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Cigarette boxes against a wall, you folded up packets and flicked them, where closest to the wall won the others... |
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Marbles in a circle where you had to knock others out without fudging... |
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Skipping ropes where you had to Peppers and recite all these rhymes that escape me... |
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Street cricket played with a fruit box wicket and you could break windows... |
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Pick up Sticks where from a pile of sticks you had to flick away each stick without disturbing the others? |
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Bones? Or Knuckles, from Mum's roast dinner, you'd chuck them in the air and grab ones on the ground and catch them on the back of your hand? Can't remember... Girls were good at that... |
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Hopscotch, you'd find a chalky rock and draw numbered squares with a big home dome, it went in boxes like 1, 2, 3, then 4 and 5 side by side, up to 9? And you had to land a stone in consecutive boxes and then hop, when you reached the top you'd have to jump and turn around to come back, there was some bending and stretching to retrieve your stone? |
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Hop and kick? Where you'd have to get a rock over a line with one foot? |
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O'Grady Says, do this, do that, but not if O'Grady does not say to... |
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Chasings, or Tip, where you'd run from fence to fence unless you got tipped and then you were in the middle... |
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Roller Skates with four wheels, strapped on... We had tarred roads and footpaths for these... |
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Rounders, was like a girls baseball, but they had solid wooden bats like tennis racquets... |
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And yes tennis, there were so many courts, one in every other street... Like Squash courts eventually... |
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Forcings Back, where you'd throw a ball as far past your opponents as you could and they had to throw from where they stopped it... |
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Arches? Where you'd hold hands high and make arches, the kids would run through until you'd catch them by dropping your arms? |
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Tunnels of legs, where you'd line up legs apart and the one in font would roll a ball back through their legs and the one at the end would run the ball up the front? |
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Brandings, where you'd hit anyone you could with a ball... |
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Flinching, where you'd lay on your back looking up and someone would jump off the verandah wall landing both feet beside your head to see if you blinked... |
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Piggy in the middle, where you'd put the worst kid in the middle and pass the ball to one another so they couldn't ever get it... |
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Bottle Tops, where you'd curve them through the air, or make a skiffle stick to rattle... |
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Flat rocking skipping across the water... |
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Tree climbing, where there'd be a pecking order for the best seats... We would spend ages up trees? Wondering why... |
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Burying treasure, where you get a box and fill it with imitation pearls, trinkets, cufflinks, tie pins, collar studs, fob watches and solid gold chains, bracelets, earings, belt buckles, diamonds and precious stones, and some plastic bubble gum jewellery... And then bury it in your cubby house, in the dirt, thus giving your immune system a boost... |
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Making dams in the gutter, before curb and guttering and then again afterwards when it all cracked... Before sewerage and the gutters where more green with things, and had red worms... |
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Billy carts, where hunting for wheels was a preoccupation and the Machinery Shops came up with huge ball bearings you'd stick on a block of wood with skewed nails and then go down the steepest most dangerous hills you could find dodging traffic and doing skids... |
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Oh yes, the Skid Kids on bikes, where you'd make a track on a vacant block and build jumps and was especially good in the rain... |
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And vacant blocks and building sites, walking across beams and hiding in foundations, and taking those first terrible nicotine doses, getting dobbed on by the kid who ended up being a copper... |
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And then there were the more sedate things like silkworms, collecting mulberries and turning purple while dangling over backyard fences... |
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And making shadows on walls in the night with your hands, making up plays? Dogs barking? |
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Hockey? Some form of Gaelic, screaming banshees with sticks... |
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Oh yes, Hidings, you'd hide your head, count to a hundred and then go seek... But there was some aim to get back to the home base before you'd get spotted? |
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Oh dear, so many, as well we had Backyard Concerts to raise money for the Spastic Centre? Did Paper Boy runs every afternoon, collected bottles for deposits, did bob a job days when we weren't in the Scouts... Rode bikes away into the bush to swing on ropes into the creeks... We had three legged races, sack races, made sleds for grassy slopes, made mud pies, made cans on string phones, and hose phones, played cowboy and indian wars, took prisoners and got tied up, Mum tied us up too at times? And also went birds nesting, oh dear... Cause Mum was home all through with all the other mums, on the piano, there being little gates in all the paling fences... |
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Anyway, James, it was fun to reminisce, and I thought Our ABC listeners could come up with memories, cause I feel sorry for these locked in generations we have today, developing allergies and such... |
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Just be prepared to have skinned knees and elbows, dented shin bones and social skills... |
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So we lived in dirt and the streets, took the fifth turn in the same bathwater and lived in ignorant bliss, which did not include stranger dangers as such, although we always avoided those priests and nuns, must've been by instinct... |
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Seems the rules escape me for all these activities, like there were no adults to speak of, no uniforms, and no whistles, and no coaches, and some sort of group agreement as to what the rules were that day or in those particular circumstances, an egalitarian anarchy it was... And our immune systems matured it seems... |
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2002 May 16, Thursday, 19:31
Budget For Border Protection, Seems Each Reffo Will Cost $300,000 To Keep Interned...
Another Budget came down showing all the distortions this Mad Mob who runs the country has in their thinking, they went on about border protection, seems each reffo will cost $300,000 to keep interned... And seems the cripples will have to pay for it, nice work... Oh, sorry no you can't work cause you'll be worse off... And they use the feeble rorters excuse to cut welfare again, gees they're a hopeless bunch... And they decided to preserve the profits of drug companies by putting prescription costs up for poor people, I could almost smirk...
Right Wing Raving Is Profitable I Guess
Another record write off, this time from Murdoch's media tentacles venturing into other areas, and I hear that Fox news tops the pops in ratings, so right wing raving is profitable I guess... Here in Sydney the Parrot is the Patrician, and all must come and kneel and squirm because Talk-Back is feared...
Should Be Always Two Protagonists On Those Radio Licences, The Opposite Position Gets Equal Air Time
I reckon there should be always two protagonists on those radio licences, where for every point pushed and spun, the opposite position gets equal air time or column space, all media in a democracy should have it thus...
Kicking Cripples Off Their Welfare Payments
Seems the right wing xtian govt prefers to preserve votes from Superannuants on high incomes paying no tax, as against kicking cripples off their welfare payments, typical from Howard Government...
Trying To Wipe Out The Infidels In The Muslim Countries, Sept 11 Hardly Seems To Tie Up With Having Aussie Soldiers Shooting It Out
So called Liberals, who really right wing corporate scabs holding up xtian principles by trying to wipe out the infidels in the Muslim countries, like that suicide mission to crash the planes on Sept 11 hardly seems to tie up with having Aussie soldiers shooting it out with people who live in Afghanistan? Seems a very tenuous linkage, like those idiot martyrs on the planes seem a long way detached from the Taliban, even if they are just as stupid...
Another 10 Second Media Catch Cry Called Border Protection, To Allow All Sorts Of Police State Legislation To Be Put Up
And they have generated another 10 second media catch cry called Border Protection, to allow all sorts of Police State legislation to be put up, they want Secret Police to be able to come around and take you away, held incommunicado, and be jailed for not answering questions? Shades of the Red Menace?
The Government's Ridiculous Spending Splurge Before The Last Election
Mr Costello has blamed the world economic downturn and the expense of fighting the war against terrorism... "This time last year I didn't forecast September the 11th," he said... Shadow Treasurer Bob McMullan says the Government has broken a pre-election promise to maintain Budget surpluses... "It's not Defence and border protection that's driven the Budget into deficit, it's the Government's ridiculous spending splurge before the last election," he said...
What Happens When An Island Nation Is Isolated By International Events And Then Has No Ships Under Our Own Flag, Who Will Look After Us?
They had this Aussie boat crewed by Aussies, the CSL Yarra, the owners want to avoid Aussie tax and working standards by using cheap foreigners, so the ship went into limbo, and was going nowhere till the Aussie workers were kept on board, makes you wonder what happens when an island nation is isolated by international events and then has no ships under our own flag, who will look after us? The Union is: "in the business of insuring that Australian shipping is trading competitively under Australian standards, not under the tax avoidance, migration exemptions, customs exemptions and workplace relations avoidance... "
2002 May 16, Thursday, 20:21
Out To See The Planetary Alignment, Never To Appear Again For Some Decades... Wonder Who Will Be There To See It...
Went out to see the Planetary alignment, realised the whole sky is just about obliterated with trees around here so went down the road and found a housing subdivision with no trees at all, and there it was, seems a huge sweep of the sky had these bright planets in a big whip around, with the Moon as a slim crescent hanging up there in the alignment as well, our nearest neighbours in a nice swirl across the sky, never to appear again for some decades... Wonder who will be there to see it...
2002 May 19, Sunday, 11:27
A Stationary Bike Ride Going Nowhere
I fiddled about yesterday with breakfast at Houie's and then a stationary bike ride going nowhere, had a shower and dressed up, ha...
A View Of The City Looming When You Cross The Anzac Bridge And See The Statued Soldier Resting On His Upturned Rifle
Avoided the Private Toll Roads and was driven into town the old way through public streets, was a good trip and you're graced with a view of the city looming when you cross the Anzac Bridge and see the statued soldier resting on his upturned rifle, so the city is best in these Autumn sunny breezes, was dropped off down under the Harbour Bridge and went through the new Gun Battery, another monument to war, seems so much of war memorials lately, the last Anzac having died, for what? They reckon he said the war had to be resolved politically in the end, so why not in the beginning, before they sent boys running into machine gun nests of Turks? What was it to do with us or them anyway?
The Band Played On,
But I entered the Pub and asked for a spare stool and bumped into Big Clapper and the Pommy and sat between them as the band played on, with Clare O'Mara doing the fiddling, was excellent, a good day, and so good having that feeling of being among friends again...
Getting Fifteen Stab Wounds To Sue The Dept Of Correctional Services Over, Oh Yeah
Like Big Trevor was hovering about telling of his incarceration for the last two months and getting fifteen stab wounds to sue the Dept Of Correctional Services over, oh yeah... Aren't they privatised? How do they go for Public Liability Insurance I wonder...
Our ABC Having James Doing Bias Dog Sniffing And Having Quentin Ask If The Dog's Name Was Kroogha...
We spoke of the politics and Our ABC radio having James doing Bias Dog Sniffing and having Quentin ask if the dog's name was Kroogha... And the Pommy was loud again and acting deformed, poor bugger... And there were girls there eyeing me, cause I felt better looking than I had and we were laughing all the time, so I spose we appeared to have it all together, such a contrast to last time when the beer was off and Mark had welcomed the small crowd and said We still had the usual losers, looking at our end of the bar... Oh well, its swings and roundabouts...
A Shattering Of The Image, Like The Terror War Facade Has Splintered Now
At least there's been a shattering of the image, like the terror war facade has splintered now, some TV people in the USA had claimed a self censorship on patriotic fervour, but now the news has seeped out that there were warnings of the Twin Tower's attacks, well on the Pentagon and White House anyway, and seems they never woke up, or were too busy with snouts in the Enron trough...
Shattering Of Images, Namely The Churches On Child Sex Molesters, And The Right Wing On Cruel Reactionary Police State Laws
Anyway there has been shattering of images, namely the churches on child sex molesters, and the Right Wing on cruel reactionary police state laws, and the use of racist overtones to swing elections, like in Holland the anti foreigner feelings have swelled up with an ironic assassination for animal rights reasons, rather than immigration issues...
It Looks Like Immigration Has Been Shot Down Too, World Wide, Seems The House Full Signs Idea Is Behind It All
But it looks like immigration has been shot down too world wide, seems the House Full signs idea is behind it all, and it's true, the whole planet should have a house full sign up, and this economics dogma about growth ought to be chucked out with the Pope and his rhythm methods, seems he's being got rid of as well... They just cause so much trouble...
Pushing That Idea To Have The Rules You Live By Passed In A Parliament Rather Than Those Old Books
And I've been pushing that idea to have the rules you live by passed in a parliament rather than those old books, like when you see people in your area living by religious rules imported and never passed in your own democratic parliament it's a real sting, here they are, living as your neighbours out of another set of rules, it's just not on, either you're a member of the State Democracy or you’re a wanker, and all those religious rules aren't part of our democracy and ought to be sidelined, and kept from being spread about...
In Every Electorate Around The World There's A Large Minority If Not Majority That Are Racist And Don't Want Any More Foreigners Amongst Them
Particularly evident though is that in every electorate around the world there's a large minority if not majority that are racist and they don't want any more foreigners amongst them, seems the same all over the world, and it's no use denying these feelings cause they’re too strongly held, and it's never going to be solved unless there's a welfare state and people aren't forced to compete so brutally... I think in a democracy there ought to be referendums when anything dealing with the nature of the country is to be decided, it's too divisive, and there needs to be a smaller proportion than normal, say 30% that can defeat the majority...
If Multiculturalism Is Ever Going To Be Tolerated It Has To Be Within A Welfare State Type Nation, And The Children Are Educated Together In State Schools
If multiculturalism is ever going to be tolerated it has to be within a welfare state type nation, and the children are educated together in state schools, and religion and it's pushers are hounded out of the picture, with their influence peddling put to the background of history, and rightfully blamed for causing all the problems...
State Democracies Are The Only Ones To Make The Rules
You just have to push the idea, put the spin on the idea, preach the idea, that state democracies are the only ones to make the rules, old fashioned religious rules from past demographics are not welcome, leave them in their tombs and crypts and forget them, cept the terrible lessons of trubbles they have always caused...
I Just Hope Having A Mad Xtian Govt In The USA Will Be Made Clear By The Media, It's Like Dodging McCarthyism Over There Again
Fancy having people today arguing about stupid superstitious drivel from uneducated non scientific ratbags of the past, like look at xtianity, it's just plain stupid nowadays if not always was, it's just a device to herd feeble minds to the will of manipulators, anyway, seems there's a lot more bad press on all these horrors from the past, I just hope having a mad xtian govt in the USA will be made clear by the media as soon as they can, it's like dodging McCarthyism over there again... Hope and prey...
2002 May 20, Monday, 20:21
The Mystique Of The Dalai Lama And All His Reputations And Admirers, They All Want Him To Be Magic
Jesus Christ I'd hate to think I was going to endorse something, but I can't resist after watching Our ABC 7:30 Report, they had the mystique of the Dalai Lama and all his reputations and admirers, they all want him to be magic, and he chuckles at them, they say, Where did you come from? And he says I come down from the sky and become Dalai Lama, just like that, and he bursts out laughing, he says they call him god-king, and he giggles, and says absolute nonsense, and goes on to say he's a human, and then asked who he asks for guidance he chortles and says I have no idea... and really cackles... .Funny cause Houie and I have been practising all the different laughs, there's heaps for different occasions...
More Likely Atheists Than Not
Anyway they go on to say that they don't have a god and are more likely atheists than not, so it's best not to say cause you know what those crusaders are like, and the catholic inquisitor types...
He Can Really Lay Claim To Have The Best Reputation Amongst All Those Other Churchy Types, But He's The One Being Shunned
But he represents the huge irony in that he can really lay claim to have the best reputation amongst all those other churchy types, but he's the one being shunned... And yet they have an Archbishop Governor General, an utter disgrace, and that other one kicking the Gays out of the Catholic Cathedral, and the head Gay says How come we tolerate these so-called celibate men weirdly calling the tune? Scuse me? Ha, I could almost Snigger, or do a Golfers Bon Homie...
Just Make Us Both Feel Good, Make My Day...
Thing about the Dalai Lama is I don't have anything against him, but I heard the Chinese call him a slave owner, and Our ABC Drive time said he was a commercial business raising money, but then Rachel said they all are... So if anyone would like to contribute to my costs in running this site, and would like to buy some icons, or just make us both feel good, make my day...
2002 May 23, Thursday, 11:03
She Must Have Been Going To A Set Up By Gary Condit, And Then Say "Or Is That Stretching Things A Bit?"
They have to thank God in the USA, they've found the body of Chunder Levy, Ooooeee, we can all start speculating again, who cares where Osama Bin Ladin is anyway... Like rather than say she was killed jogging through a park which she'd found on her computer, so then the NoSpin Zone comes up with well she must have been going to a set up by Gary Condit, and then say "Or is that stretching things a bit?"
No It's Because The Bunny In The Spotlight Is A Democrat...
No it's because the bunny in the spotlight is a Democrat... And it was as if by instinct I finally tuned in to the PayTV to see the squirming in the USA, their so called news channels have all these right wing wankers wrestling with themselves over such a pile of crap... But these political finger pointings they do is always what they relish, it's the xtian ethic to finger point and do a witchhunt on it... They love it... It's a bit like America's Funniest Home Movies, which I love...
So Pissed Off When They Were In The Middle Of A Political Witchhunt, And Then Had To Go And Deal With That Bloody War On Terrorism
They must've been so pissed off when they were in the middle of a political witchhunt, and then had to go and deal with that bloody War on Terrorism, right in the middle of something juicy, they see the Twin Towers sandwich... Much tastier to have a Democrat to chew on... They must have Left Wing Sniffer Dogs, or is that the snarl that comes out on those faces of theirs...
You're Confronted With A Police Action Right In Your Face
The real dogs oughta go on strike, being used to break a basic right, must go back to the Magna Carta where you can't be stopped by police unless they can demonstrate a reasonable suspicion, but here they invade your privacy, and space, and you're confronted with a police action right in your face, while you're going about your business, it's harassment, and it's against the long held convention of police intervention...
I'd Like To Know How They'd React In The Cathedral To Have Paedophile Sniffing Dogs Come Through
This whole movement and shift in human rights is a really huge shift all over the world, all this zero tolerance, but it's never used on the Corporates or the churches, I'd like to know how they'd react in the Cathedral to have Paedophile Sniffing Dogs come through, putting a snout up their cassocks... Pew...
Someone Said The Xtian USA Is Just Like The Taliban
Cripes now they're upset cause someone said the xtian USA is just like the Taliban when they make the kids recite at school... Who? US?
2002 May 24, Friday, 13:14
The State Funeral Of The World's Oldest Digger, Boy Victims Were Mostly Past Puberty!
Tenzin Gyatso, Dalai lama of Tibet, making decent common sense... He wasn't at the state funeral of the world's oldest digger but he did get a gig at a surrogate unofficial version of the Press Club in Canberra, as against the Archbishop of Aussie Paedophiles, the Governor General of Australia, representative of the English Queen and appointed on the whim of the Little Bigoted Twit, the Prime Minister of Australia, dear oh dear, how backward these So-Called Liberals are, but at least the Disgraced Governor-General did not get to speak down at Hobart in the funeral... Seems the oldest digger was a just a boy soldier when he got shot at, and the churches seemed to specialise in young boys as well... But then the Catholic Archbishop now in Sydney seemed to have some idea that their boy victims were mostly past puberty! Oh, so that's ok then, that's why he doesn't want Gays out in the open? God bless him, that should do the trick...
The Decent People Who Speak Up, So Few
When you look at the decent people who speak up, so few, you have the Dalai Lama, me, Bob Brown of the Greens, David Suzuki, and then Ralph Nader and the like, they are getting shunned and ridiculed and witch-hunted by the vested interests, pretty sad really how the media has been cuckolded, pretty weak how the media is full of toadies, scabs and hangers on, pity none of them have the guts to get of bed with the owners... One fella from Canada came to tell Ostraya about the media monopoly over there where he was squeezed out... Needs some Constitutional reform of the media to keep it diverse and widespread and devoid of libel lest it's malicious...
A Kroogha Clone Sniffer Dog, Peter, A Redneck Ratbag Saintly Type If There Ever Was One
Poor James Valentine just had a Kroogha Clone Sniffer Dog do a number on him, Peter, a redneck ratbag saintly type if there ever was one, and how he and his Lawra Norder missus was wanting young people in the streets bashed by cops, or as he put it, moved on, which translates to clean up, and then becomes wipe out, the redneck mercenary visionary, the epitome of the new voter, blood and guts crusader... Good on ya James, and pls don't ever go commercial, and any how why do these radnecks tune in to our ABC? Be a good idea to get all those Kroogha Sniffer Dogs to chase a Cash For Comment bone into a wall of silence...
Seems I Did Choose A Decent Doctor
I went to the Doctors to get some more anti inflammatory, I told him of my dwindling pecuniary interests and he donated some samples of the drug, cause I said I would have the Generics to save the PBS subsidy, being a true blue type, so he was gracious to pass on his own supply from the world of the drug company influence pedalling, rather than the free computer he could have had, pre-programmed to dish out self interest, seems I did choose a decent doctor...
James Is Doing Brush With Infamy
James is doing Brush with Infamy and I was trying to remember, seems I was once in hospital for a week beside a bloke in the Armed and Dangerous Gun Squad from the cops, and he was always getting visits from that cowboy character out of Blue Murder, was it Roger the Dodger? Where they took a crook out cause he was threatening to loudmouth, and had all the other cops secreted away to witness it, in order to keep them all quiet, but he was a nice bloke as long as you were in the culture on his side I spose, otherwise clunk... I recovered OK...
I Remember Missing Out On A Beer Shout From The Police Commissioner
There was one bloke who'd been partying for free with Christopher Dale Flannery hiding out, just before he involuntarily snuffed it, and another saw Richard Nixon making Vees on a plane, and the hitchhiking with the Qantas bomber, and the fat Labrador peeing on the colourful racing identity's gates against the wishes of the huge guard dogs, and then the bloke who built the Double D down Kings Cross, quite legal, who pissed the cops off for a bribe, only to see them later at the Crime Corruption Commission where they were crying their eyes out... The Colourful Identities one can brush with in Sydney... I remember missing out on a beer shout from the Police Commissioner, but that wouldn't qualify I spose... Besides aren't the real crims the ones who privatised (stole) all the public assets so they could sit around on their bums and bludge?
2002 May 25, Saturday, 20:03
How To Handle The Ranking In The CaveHermitUnion, We Were Wondering What Sort Of Ranks You Can Have, And I Suggested Slob
We had a meeting, and passed some resolutions, like how to handle the ranking in the CaveHermitUnion, we were wondering what sort of ranks you can have, and I suggested Slob, but then what comes above or below slob? And then it sort of struck us to just have the one rank, being Slob, no 5 star generals and corporals and sergeants, but Houie wanted to be a Slob 1st Class... Then he wanted to be a Rogue and said I should be an Imp... Hmmm, I always thought I was born to be king...
You Could Let Snobs In Too I Spose, Or Those That Know How To Be Mock Snobs Having Grown Up Among So Many
But then you could let Snobs in too I spose, or those that know how to be mock snobs having grown up among so many, that could work, so now we've got Slobs and Snobs, do you reckon the Snobs should go under Slobs, just to be on the safe side? What about Gods? It sort of rhymes., I always wanted to be God... I bet I could do a better job of it... Anyone could... Cept one of Them... But what ranking would you put Gods at... Christ they'd all want to be Gods, cept real Slobs, they wouldn't, unless they could have miraculous caves where everything was done for them... With free meals, but you wouldn't want to live on fish and bread would ya? I don't believe in that menu, queuing up on Sundays and such (without your rainbow slash remember)...
The Reverse Backyard Blitz, Would Make A Good TV Show If You Could Find A Network That Isn't Owned By A Rich Geek
Another thing to consider in cave house hunting was doing a backyard blitz on a Harbour View property... You get one of those Harbour Water Frontages and rip out the pavers and Madonna's peeing into pools, and all that Roman piazza stuff, and put in some fresh fruit PermaCulture for meetings down the bottom of the garden, the reverse Backyard Blitz, would make a good TV Show if you could find a network that isn't owned by a rich geek...
Wondering About Good Cave Sites
Then we were wondering about good cave sites where you make sure there's no-one to interfere with you, like not being able to see the Sydney Harbour Bridge, and such... Not being able to smell Sydney, and actually going about without meeting even one Sydney-Sider...
I Should Have A Photo Of Them Up There On The Web
And then I thought I should have a photo of Them up there on the web, a sort of artistic Archibald prize entry, just a symbolic representation of Them (see ThemSample001.jpg)... I know just the perfect icon for Them... There's this big shot in America who does Chimp Impressions, or is it the other way round?
2002 May 26, Sunday, 20:11
Dinner At Cabramatta Was Good, We Had A Huge Banquet Meal, Was Packed As Usual, Even After The Latest Shooting
Dinner at Cabramatta was good, we had a huge banquet meal, was packed as usual, even after the latest shooting where there was a wedding reception interrupted by an automatic hand-gun and 13 bullets sprayed at the guests cause they were too loud and ignored the gunman's complaints... I thought the crowds would be down a bit after that, but the food is too good, and it's rare to see any of Them over there...
2002 May 26, Sunday, 23:31
What About Convincing Someone About Their Own Politics To Reconsider
And then conversions, they have these conversions in the cults, so what about convincing someone about their own politics to reconsider, as you ask the questions they have to respond, I wonder if you could always lead them away, or would they reach a point of mindless conviction, a religious stricture, and they can't go past it, that’s how politics goes with some people, they hit these roadblocks, and never delve deeper.... They stop where they are and wont go any further.... They're the ones we've got to blame for progress...
2002 May 28, Tuesday, 13:43
The Images Of Razor Wire And Large Domed Buildings Covered With Grass In Canberra Sprung To Mind
We were wondering about housing as against the Hermit Cave pictures on the Yahoo site... What other abodes could be tolerated in the CaveHermitUnion, like the images of razor wire and large domed buildings covered with grass in Canberra sprung to mind, so I'll have to try and create one of them, where do you get razor wire these days, out in the desert, I hear the Internment Forever Camps out in the Woomera Wilderness are now being rehabilitated cause Mary Robinson of the UN is dropping in soon, and the inmates are going to be called names, Gosh it's so civilised... It's a deterrent y'know...
The Old Boat People, 13 Loads Of Convict Reffos And Disease Were Dropped Off, Banished As Far Away As Possible
Another Aboriginal Fella popped up to tell the story of the old boat people, 13 loads of convict reffos and disease were dropped off, banished as far away as possible from home in the jolly British Empirical Headquarters, and banished to become illegal reffos on top of Sydney's Aboriginals, hapless in their immigration and health checks and criminal history investigations, and look what happened, they took over, seems all these reffos always end up taking over, just ask the Japanese descendant Native Tribes living on the American continents when they felt the waves of colonialism as well, plus they got their immune system boosts with venereal disease...
Ideas About Finding A Place To Buy For The World's Reffos, But Now The Good News Is, Mars Has Water, Perfect
But hey, all is not lost, we've revised our ideas about finding a place to buy for the world's reffos, a sort of Dump Site, like the giant icebergs breaking off Antarctica was a good idea, fresh water to drink, and then having the UN buy up New Guinea and Africa once the Aids epidemic has wiped out the adults, but now the good news is, Mars has water, perfect, just ship them off to Mars, pretty soon another Sydney would pop up, a United States Planet of the Apes could be recreated out there, and I know just the guy to run that planet, Infinite Justice would become real again, the Final Crusade, wouldn't be long before the PHd's and Churches and Weapons people would cast their eyes back here to Earth, with a religious gleam I spose... Make a good Hollywood movie, or are we already seeing it on Fox, Live!... The first city on Mars would be the NoSpinZone, that makes it sound good...
2002 May 29, Wednesday, 12:35
The American Empire? The United States Empire? The US Empire
Spose we have to start using the new terminology, like the American Empire? The United States Empire? The US Empire, it's just a continuation of the Roman Empire which went to England for the British Empire which went to America and was secular in the Constitution at first, until subverted by xtian trouble makers again...
A Network NoSpinZone Curtain Has Descended Over The History Of The World
Being in one of the Outposts with the Toady Ostrayun Government we have, you can see it so clearly, from within the USA it's a curtain of propaganda from the networks, a Network NoSpinZone Curtain has descended over the History of the World, like the Nuclear threat we are having with India and Pakistan is a consequence from the War on Terrorism too, pretty quaint ain't it, you just declare war on anyone who's in disagreement, the US Empire had it's poke in the eye by these far-flung fundies, so the US Empire Strikes Back and the world has an earthquake of political and religious fractures...
The Majority Voted For Al Gore But The Juvenile Immature Uneducated Redneck Son Of Oil Got In
It's such a pity the USA is so full of dopes, that last election was such a travesty, where the Greenies under Ralf Nader took away such a slice of commonsense from the Democratic side of politics, and then that blatant cheating by the brother in Florida, to roadblock the blacks and misguide the elderly and then have the Right Wing Stacked High Court deny a recount, so that the majority voted for Al Gore but the juvenile immature uneducated redneck son of oil got in, and look at the result, the world is teetering on Fundamentalist Clashes of the Worst Kind, it sure is a star wars scenario, good for the ratings though...
2002 May 29, Wednesday, 19:04
Our ABC Is The Only Decent Media You Can Tune In To, The Australian Public Broadcaster Has Been Under A Conservative Attack
And of ratings there is Our ABC going gangbusters, cause it's the only decent media you can tune in to, the Australian Public Broadcaster which has been under a conservative attack by white-anting it from within, with an absolute idiot appointed by conservatives, given the job at first to fire the managers, and privatise Our ABC resources (steal), and created a holy out-sourced mess, but now Our ABC, after running itself for over six months and suffering still further Bias Kroogha-Dog Sniffers, the Chairman, like something from Disneyland hisself, has let the honourable bloke with public broadcasting interests foremost, get the Managing Director's job...
Throw Back At Them The Money The General Public Has To Fork Out In Every Thing They Buy
So the usual Right Wing Ratbag wingers come blathering about their tax money going into a Left Wing Think Tank like Our ABC, but how come they never throw back at them the money the General Public has to fork out in every thing they buy, the profits and costs and charges for all that useless dopey mind bending commercial advertising crap we have to pay up for?
These Rich Dorks Hike Up All The Prices With Their Stupid Advertising, Give Me The Commercial Free And Charter Driven ABC
Every time an ABC listener goes out to shop we have to fork out oodles for these rich dorks to hike up all the prices with their stupid advertising tricky dicky typical sucker rubbish, why do we have to pay for all that, John? Parrot? And all the Cash For Comment Crap they go on with, it's the General Public who gets hit in the back pocket for all that, give me the commercial free and charter driven ABC any-day and everyday, it's better and a lot cheaper...
Will Someone Please Tell The General Public That's It's They Who Pay The Profits To The Shareholders
Will someone please tell the General Public that's it's they who pay for all the Advertising Commercials, it's they who pay for all the Bank Profits, it's they who pay the profits to the shareholders on all the Public Services that have been privatised away from them... How come Brian never tells you that? Cause he'd lose his job is why... Scabs and Toadies...
2002 May 29, Wednesday, 19:42
How Come Our ABC Pays Any Attention To Religion? And They Even Have A Religious Quiz?
While I'm on Our ABC how come it pays any attention to religion? It's supposed to be a separation between church and state... The religious content is just divisive drivel, and about as useful as that Quiz programming they waste good public broadcasting time on, and they even have a religious quiz? Like who parted the waters? And a queue of idiots are sitting on the phones and demonstrate an enormous ability of knowing bugger all, and hum, and hah, and duh, and excuses, excuses, and just what are intelligent human beings supposed to do, go listen to Conspiracy Theorists and Racist Ravers further down the dial and learn about advertising for dunderheads? If you buy that you'll buy anything...
2002 May 30, Thursday, 14:55
That Opera House Stuck On Top Of The Good Old Tram Depot That Always Turns My Stomach
They're talking about some of the old features of Sydney like what are these statues, where is that sign, so they brought up a sign on the Tram Sheds, and the Wine Pouring Neon, emptying out the bottle, to stare at... And how, during the war, the lights went out crossing the Sydney Harbour heads, and so 20 minutes later the lights came back on, and everyone was caught readjusting their cumbersome clothing.... Ha... I can't remember worrying about the lights? But it's that Opera House stuck on top of the Good Old Tram Depot that always turns my stomach, to think they stuck a stupid bloody Opera House right where there was a perfectly good, civilised, smart, clean, efficient, and pleasant Transport System, the Sydney Trams... It was civilised, cause people would be out in public on decent behaviour, a bit like the ferries... And they swapped that for a bluddy Opera House and cars everywhere, with road rage, well I liked the trams and the ding ding going on... From what Houie tells me...
2002 May 30, Thursday, 21:08
John Ralston Saul Really Is The No 1 Debunker, Makes Him My Hero I Spose
Gees John Ralston Saul is a wonder, he's been visiting Sydney and doing the media rounds and every interview there's a little wind up and then he's away, he can really make those wonderful esoteric points about human nature in society and he's come up with these six senses or qualities and he puts them into application on all societies woes, turns out he can drop diatribes all over common perceptions and Taken For Granteds, he particularly likes to deflate that "It's all inevitable, just get used to it" crap the manipulators push all the time like a religious dogma... John Ralston Saul really is the No 1 Debunker, makes him my hero, I spose, I should read his books or have someone read them to me...
Who Pops Up But Archbishop Pell, Doing Denials, Seems He's Been Pinged By 60 Minutes Less Commercials...
Another moment of glee when who pops up but Archbishop Pell, doing denials, seems he's been pinged by 60 Minutes Less Commercials... It's a particularly piquant poignancy him being so celibate and craven... So there's going to be another fallen angel, I wonder what will come crawling out of the woodwork over this... Makes ya wanna watch Channel Nein... Just think we have two disgraced Archbishops now and both of them will always be the hypocritical reminders for people to judge and know, and it's all to do with cover up, like John Ralston Saul was just talking about how there is so much energy and knee jerk reaction in trying to cover up and pretend in their ivory towers and yet we can see all the dishonesty, it's a huge religious revelation, and look at the hollow men of the church in the USA, and Ireland and everywhere... And the longer they hang on the better...
Fin
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